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Quote: Jack Massey @ May 22 2008, 12:09 AM BST

But great to see Paul Scholes get a medal.

I'm sorry but I'd rather he hadn't. He is such a dirty bastard having taken over Roy Keane's mantle.

Quote: Alan C @ May 22 2008, 12:10 AM BST

David, David, David you cannot possibly back up the notion that Liverpool fans bribed the Sheffield police to push them in so tightly to one end of the ground so that they could all get crushed to death? :(

I think if Dave gets something on the telly his viewing figures will be comparable to the Sun's circulation in Liverpool

Quote: Alan C @ May 22 2008, 12:11 AM BST

David, David, David you cannot possibly back up the notion that Liverpool fans bribed the Sheffield police to push them in so tightly to one end of the ground so that they could all get crushed to death? :(

And all came running to get in the ground about 5 minutes before kick off after pissing it up in the pub.

Quote: Alan C @ May 22 2008, 12:11 AM BST

On a runway at take-off you numpty - it wasn't bloody Lost fer chrissakes :P

*shrug* I honestly neither know (evidently), nor care. But the less footballers in the world the better. I'd never even heard of it until they had some kind of memorial earlier in the year (?).

And I find the implication that I might watch such wankery as Lost to be highly insulting. Angry

Quote: David Chapman @ May 22 2008, 12:08 AM BST

But they caused both of them.

So are you saying Manchester United caused their own plane crash?

Yeah - so let's hope he goes to Real Madrid or Barcelona soon.

(Cheating bastard)

Im saying nothing of the sought I am saying disasters like that are part of the history of the respected clubs and memories of the victims should be recoginsed regardless of how they happened

Chelsea are a good team but they seem money can buy them success and respect straight away which i must admit nearly has but they seem to have fallen a furlong or two behind Manchester ever since Mourhino was fired

Look David, stop being so bitter.

Quote: Aaron @ May 22 2008, 12:13 AM BST

And I find the implication that I might watch such wankery as Lost to be highly insulting. Angry

Oooh one of your stern faces - Lost is 2945 on my list of programmes to watch when I get to 95 :)

Quote: Jack Massey @ May 22 2008, 12:14 AM BST

Look David, stop being so bitter.

Admittedly I am bitter.

I really didn't enjoy the game at all. I so much wanted Chelsea to beat them.

I know it's totally irrational but I hate football being dominated by one club.

Quote: David Chapman @ May 22 2008, 12:18 AM BST

Admittedly I am bitter.

I really didn't enjoy the game at all. I so much wanted Chelsea to beat them.

I know it's totally irrational but I hate football being dominated by one club.

That would be the SPL (Scottish Premier League) Rolling eyes

[quote name="David Chapman" post="161758" date="May 22 2008, 12:18 AM BST"]Admittedly I am bitter.

At least David you have admitted that you are a pale ale which I think should be applauded.. For someone who kidded people all along that he was human form and not liquid that gets you pissed, it is a remarkable feat.

I know the conversation has moved on from the news coverage, but I laughed at this so I'll relate it.

I asked one of our producers who I respect (and actually show life and brains behind her eyes) why they would cover the match for five minutes at the top of the news.

She said, "Because they're f**king stupid."

So there it is.

Dingo

[quote name="Nigel Kelly" post="161762" date="May 22 2008, 12:21 AM BST

At least David you have admitted that you are a pale ale which I think should be applauded.

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Ah - that's better. Let's change the subject to something more interesting!

Quote: dingo @ May 22 2008, 12:24 AM BST

I know the conversation has moved on from the news coverage, but I laughed at this so I'll relate it.

I asked one of our producers who I respect (and actually show life and brains behind her eyes) why they would cover the match for five minutes at the top of the news.

She said, "Because they're f**king stupid."

So there it is.

Dingo

You can't argue with that - so I won't :)

Massive apologies.

I just had to vent my spleen.

Messy eh?

I didn't really care who won, I just enjoyed getting pissed in the bar watching the game.

I'm a bit gutted John Terry missed a penalty though, I'd much rather Ashley Cole missed, I hate that f**ker.

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