Hello from Essex... Any jokes about Essex girls get a white stiletto in the groin.
I've been lurking like a good'un for a while, but finally decided to sign up now ideas for standup and scripts are being put to paper, and I crave moral support/harsh criticism/kicks back to reality. 
See you around the boards! 
Quote: Rachel @ May 21 2008, 4:06 PM BSTHello from Essex... Any jokes about Essex girls get a white stiletto in the groin.
I've been lurking like a good'un for a while, but finally decided to sign up now ideas for standup and scripts are being put to paper, and I crave moral support/harsh criticism/kicks back to reality.
See you around the boards!
Hello Rachel and thanks for joining the elite who have the nerve to include a photo of themselves. If you have been lurking you will doubtless know that they are all completely insane on here but that's why you are here I guess?! 
Hellooooooo.
Obligatory intro question: favourite pizza topping?
Hah!
I saw my face after my first post and had an instant reaction of 'UGH. MY FACE. STARING BACK AT ME. FROM THE INTERNET.'
So I understand why people don't do it!
And definitely, yes.
EDIT: Blimey. You guys reply fast.
Pizza topping: Seafood (tuna, prawns, anchovies and vegetables). I guess you're all going to reply more slowly or not at all now for that appalling choice. 
Hey Rachel and welcome to BSG! 
Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2008, 4:13 PM BSTHey Rachel and welcome to BSG!
Thankyou!
Or should that be "Yaarrrrrr!"
Quote: Rachel @ May 21 2008, 4:14 PM BSTThankyou!
Or should that be "Yaarrrrrr!"
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr tis be true, and an obligatory pirate emoticon. 
Quote: Rachel @ May 21 2008, 4:10 PM BSTPizza topping: Seafood (tuna, prawns, anchovies and vegetables). I guess you're all going to reply more slowly or not at all now for that appalling choice.
Hmm, tempting. BUT, as you admit it's appaling - and are so modest and willing to put up the picture anyway (I can't bare anything where my face can be actually seen) - I'll let you in.
Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2008, 4:10 PM BSTHellooooooo.
Obligatory intro question: favourite pizza topping?
Ahh the old pizza topping bullying question - so sad 
Yeah, but then it is ME replying, so what else do you expect?
A pirate emoticon! I've found my true home...
I appreciate your humbling generosity Aaron. You hide behind darkness, I hide behind glow effects.
Combine our pictures, and they may be visible. \o/
Or become a hermaphrodite with superpowers. Either is cool!
Quote: Rachel @ May 21 2008, 4:20 PM BSTA pirate emoticon! I've found my true home...
I appreciate your humbling generosity Aaron. You hide behind darkness, I hide behind glow effects.
I hide behind Uncle Fester 
Quote: Alan C @ May 21 2008, 4:26 PM BSTI hide behind Uncle Fester
LOL.
Well, you said you wanted your name changed....