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Are we heading for a recession?

Something dodgy is going to happen. House prices falling, fuel & food prices rising, wages staying the same. More tax, shite hospitals, car tax up, fuel prices escalating. Less people in pubs, bakers, pubs, restaurants & butchers closing at an alarming rate. Police who can not cope, teenagers killing teenagers on a day to day basis, social housing requirements hitting the roof. Banks clamping down on who they give credit too. Middle class people queing to see debt councellors. More repossesions & a staggering rise in Frozen food purchases.
We are doomed! Doomed I say.

Quote: Charley @ May 20 2008, 8:49 PM BST

We are doomed! Doomed I say.

Don't panic!

We are in the recession aren't we?

Laughing out loud
I wont panic. I have a cunning plan.

Quote: Charley @ May 20 2008, 8:52 PM BST

Laughing out loud
I wont panic. I have a cunning plan.

In that case can you tell Darling about it, perleez? :D
And hello Charley, David has warned told me all about you :O

:D
Do not believe a word David types. He is a liar. The only truth is in his spaces.

Ps. If I tell you my plan then everyone will do it & I will be in a recession all over again. :)

Anyone else get Alastair Darling (Headcases version) in their head saying that? "We're DOOMED! DOOOOMED!"

The only time David CAN be believed is when he's warning about Charley.

Oh, and we're in a recession already. Only just gone over the edge, but I'm pretty sure we're there.

And it'll be worse than the early 90s.

Yes it will. We are going to die!

Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Well thanks a lot - I have just come off prozac and now I will have to bloody well return to them Teary

Have you noticed that the site keeps going down? I think the guys are definitely having trouble feeding the meter. :S

Quote: Charley @ May 20 2008, 8:49 PM BST

Something dodgy is going to happen. House prices falling, fuel & food prices rising, wages staying the same. More tax, shite hospitals, car tax up, fuel prices escalating. Less people in pubs, bakers, pubs, restaurants & butchers closing at an alarming rate. Police who can not cope, teenagers killing teenagers on a day to day basis, social housing requirements hitting the roof. Banks clamping down on who they give credit too. Middle class people queing to see debt councellors. More repossesions & a staggering rise in Frozen food purchases.
We are doomed! Doomed I say.

Thats giveing us teenagers a bad name! You cant blam several decades of crap government on us >_<

Quote: JacMac @ May 20 2008, 9:09 PM BST

Thats giveing us teenagers a bad name! You cant blam several decades of crap government on us >_<

I think you'll find we can - something to do with the pecking order apparently ;)

Quote: Alan Cornforth @ May 20 2008, 9:03 PM BST

Have you noticed that the site keeps going down?

Yes. I'm about to have to take the board offline (sorry people). Angry

Quote: Aaron @ May 20 2008, 9:15 PM BST

Yes. I'm about to have to take the board offline (sorry people). Angry

This could well mean me getting my life back!

Quote: JacMac @ May 20 2008, 9:09 PM BST

Thats giveing us teenagers a bad name! You cant blam several decades of crap government on us >_<

What have crap governments got to do with lack of parenting, poor society, the scurge of humanity and of cultue... Oh.

Thank goodness it's back!

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