Quote: EllieJP @ May 20 2008, 6:00 PM BST30 seconds of cuggles.
Awwww again! See, not enough people talk about this sweet side of you!
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Quote: EllieJP @ May 20 2008, 5:57 PM BSTEwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... No offence Zooo.
She'll be shocked, then angry, then happy as she realises that means there's more for her! 
Quote: Aaron @ May 20 2008, 6:02 PM BSTPfft, lightweight!
Don't tell me you took a Viagra and cuddled for nearly 2 hours once?
Right Ian W. I'm coming round to shit on your Pansies. And believe me bears are very good at it due to all the practise in the woods.
Wouldn't it just be fertiliser?
Quote: roscoff @ May 20 2008, 6:45 PM BST
AAGGGHHH!
I tried so hard to be discrete - but I think my biggest flaw was arranging it on a public forum (curses!).
I'm up a big tree now so you can't get me!
Are you a cat, ian?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 20 2008, 6:49 PM BSTAre you a cat, ian?
No but I have the ability to take on the skills of a cat whenever there is a giant bear in a hat chasing me for trying to seduce his missus!
Ah, gotcha!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 20 2008, 6:46 PM BSTWouldn't it just be fertiliser?
I used to live in the woods around Chernobyl. So my shit glows in the dark and sings Sammy Davis Jnr songs every night at 12 o'clock. It's stirring stuff. So Bojangle that.
Ah that's quite a good weapon there.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 20 2008, 7:07 PM BSTAh that's quite a good weapon there.
My excrement and I thank you.
Is it just my computer playing up or is there something going wrong with the site? It won't show active threads.
Fixed now! It was my computer.
It's doing it to me on and off, too.
Oh! Earlier I couldn't get on at all.