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Ey oop chook.

Quote: Alan Cornforth @ May 20 2008, 12:34 AM BST

Your beeeg brooonch surrr - (a cockney obviously)

What Cockneys have you been listening to?! Sounds more Oz-ter-aayyyleee-uhn to me!

Sounds like the batteries were running down.

That "Ey oop chook" from Chappers used to confuse the heck out of me. You see, northerners read the "oo" as the "oo" in "droop". I was convinced for years that there was a place in Lancashire or Yorkshire where people said "oop north" to rhyme with "stoop north".

If only I'd realised it was southerners with their eccentric vowel sounds.

Quote: Aaron @ May 20 2008, 1:20 AM BST

What Cockneys have you been listening to?! Sounds more Oz-ter-aayyyleee-uhn to me!

I was being ironic - it was so obviously not a cockney! sigh... Wimpy only ever seemed to employ foreign workers and not the ones in the menu/brochure.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 20 2008, 11:15 AM BST

Sounds like the batteries were running down.

That "Ey oop chook" from Chappers used to confuse the heck out of me. You see, northerners read the "oo" as the "oo" in "droop". I was convinced for years that there was a place in Lancashire or Yorkshire where people said "oop north" to rhyme with "stoop north".

If only I'd realised it was southerners with their eccentric vowel sounds.

Well this northerner spent twenty years living darn sarf so has a hybrid mix of dialects

Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 20 2008, 11:15 AM BST

That "Ey oop chook" from Chappers used to confuse the heck out of me. You see, northerners read the "oo" as the "oo" in "droop". I was convinced for years that there was a place in Lancashire or Yorkshire where people said "oop north" to rhyme with "stoop north".

If only I'd realised it was southerners with their eccentric vowel sounds.

No, just weird people. That's certainly not how I'd have spelled it.

Quote: Charisma @ May 19 2008, 2:59 PM BST

Nope, its with my hands on their genitalia. Although I am generous and kind in that I let them/force them to touch me back.

Laughing out loud

Wimpy have excellent wholemeal buns, and better special sauce than McDs.

Yep, they've got spunk.

I think Maccy D's special sauce is just thousand islands anyway.

Surely a burger chef would get very sore if he had to have a Jodrell every time some one ordered a burger?

I mean it would be,

"Can't I use the ketchup please, my dinkles really sore,"

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