And a sticky one...
So. I got bored (big surprise). zooo, THIS is your 9,000th post: https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/post/159731
And now on 9009! Go you! 
Where were you when Aaron posted his 20,000th? Page 4
Aw, thanks Azza!
I dedicated it to Sophie in the toilet.
Class!
Yep, such sophistication!
Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2008, 9:52 PM BSTYep, such sophistication!
Kings Cross to York 
Erm. Paddington to Cardiff?
Mornington Crescent!
Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2008, 10:19 PM BSTErm. Paddington to Cardiff?
trains have become a metaphor for naff puns - sophi(e)stication!! aaargh
I think we'll run out of routes with David. We'll have to start reviving the Beeching lines.
Quote: Aaron @ May 19 2008, 10:48 PM BST
I think we'll run out of routes with David. We'll have to start reviving the Beeching lines.
Oh No Not Dr Beeching - sounds like it could be the title of a sitcom?!
There's probably some scope there, you're right!
Quote: David Chapman @ May 19 2008, 8:01 PM BSTI'd love to know what Ellie edited.
Much as I'd like to say my post was completely bowdlerised and that I had embarked on a campaign of filth so depraved even Aaron would blanch, I'm afraid it was just that I forgot to put a question mark at the end of the thread title, and the lovely Miss JP popped it on for me.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 19 2008, 11:42 PM BSTand the lovely Miss JP popped it on for me.
ooooooh errrr <--- irony
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 19 2008, 11:42 PM BSTMuch as I'd like to say my post was completely bowdlerised and that I had embarked on a campaign of filth so depraved even Aaron would blanch, I'm afraid it was just that I forgot to put a question mark at the end of the thread title, and the lovely Miss JP popped it on for me.
He's lying. I saw it. He claimed to be Michael Jackson's love child from an unholy alliance with the Chuckle Brothers. Quite frankly having seen his web site I'm 100% behind him.
Quote: roscoff @ May 19 2008, 11:46 PM BSThaving seen his web site I'm 100% behind him.
[Bottom Ade]ooooh err[/Bottom Ade]<--- filthy innuendo
Quote: roscoff @ May 19 2008, 11:46 PM BSTHe's lying. I saw it. He claimed to be Michael Jackson's love child from an unholy alliance with the Chuckle Brothers. Quite frankly having seen his web site I'm 100% behind him.
Haha