Before marriage....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage.....
lol now it gets funny, read from bottom to top then top to bottom
!!!
Very clever, saw a similar thing on Kenny Everett last night.
But it's funny, and pacy, and it works very well.
Ha!
I stole that from someone, cant rememba who tho but its great aint it
Tributes like theft, but you get to keep the money.
Haha that's a bit clever
Very good. 
Very good Kerri. Stolen? I know the feeling.
Welcome to the BSG. 
Quote: NickTheDon @ May 15 2008, 6:49 PM BSTHaha that's a bit clever
Not abit clever, its real smart wish I made it
Quote: Ray Dawson @ May 15 2008, 10:08 PM BST
Welcome to the BSG.
lovin the display pic
Heres a good one;
Say moo after the following (aloud);
cows
about
talking
idiot
this
got
ive
long
how
look
Then say moo before each word.
Then say moo before and after each word.
Then read it from bottom to top 
I DONT GET IT!
try this. lulz
As I lay on my bed and look at the stars, the moon and the sky...I wonder...
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?!?!?!?