This is a really silly sketch. Probably doesn't work but let me know what you think. Thanks.
A HUSBAND (LEE) AND WIFE (SUE) ARE SITTING DOWN.
Lee
You know what you can get me?
Sue
What love?
Lee
Slippers.
Sue
Slippers? You want slippers?
Lee
Yes. What's the matter with that? I want some bleeding slippers.
Sue
But love.
Lee
What?
Sue
You've got no feet.