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What's the nicest thing anyone's said about you? Page 10

Awesome.
I wish I could have gone to an all boys school.

God...I'll never forget Mr Allan the P.E teacher, all the girls loved monday morning German, he would come in to our class to see out reacher and I swear there was a domino effect of swooning as he walked by.

A backside that only a God could make, but that I could ruin ;)

and by that I mean full on till next sunday

flip him over and start again.

I was a horny thing, nothing changes.

HAHAHA

Quote: zooo @ May 18 2008, 3:55 PM BST

Awesome.
I wish I could have gone to an all boys school.

As a teacher?

Quote: PhQnix @ May 18 2008, 3:48 PM BST

Most writers appear to be sex obsessed. I had an English teacher who was a bit sex starved herself which meant that she found all the sexual imagery in all the books we read. We read Lord of the Flies. That wasn't a fun year.

We read Lord of the Flies too, but our teacher didn't go down that route. We heard from other classes that their teachers did, though. Imagery of the conch and all that?

Quote: zooo @ May 18 2008, 3:55 PM BST

Awesome.
I wish I could have gone to an all boys school.

Ah my friend goes to an all girls school to do French, and he loves it.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 18 2008, 4:02 PM BST

We read Lord of the Flies too, but our teacher didn't go down that route. We heard from other classes that their teachers did, though. Imagery of the conch and all that?

Lord of the Flies is the one with the kids that f**k up the evil pig then turn on each other right?

Quote: Gavin @ May 18 2008, 4:02 PM BST

As a teacher?

If you have a thing for teen boys ogling you there is no better place to work. Come and teach at my school Zooo, we have a staff shortage at the moment. You could teach media studies and just show episodes of Doctor Who!

Quote: Kim Griffin @ May 18 2008, 3:56 PM BST

flip him over and start again.

I was a horny thing, nothing changes.

Ellie? Is that you?

Quote: PhQnix @ May 18 2008, 4:04 PM BST

If you have a thing for teen boys ogling you there is no better place to work.

Each to there own Errr

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 18 2008, 4:03 PM BST

We read Lord of the Flies too, but our teacher didn't go down that route. We heard from other classes that their teachers did, though. Imagery of the conch and all that?

It was more the focus on the "orgasmic killing of the pig." The scene is intended to be sexual though, all the ten year old boys run around the dead pig shouting "Right up her arse!"

Very disturbing book.

I started training as a teacher a few years ago.

Quote: PhQnix @ May 18 2008, 4:06 PM BST

It was more the focus on the "orgasmic killing of the pig." The scene is intended to be sexual though, all the ten year old boys run around the dead pig shouting "Right up her arse!"

Very disturbing book.

Ah I knew about that one, I was thinking about how one of the teachers told her class that the conch can be seen to represent a vagina...:|

Quote: Paul W @ May 18 2008, 4:05 PM BST

Each to there own Errr

I have been on the internet for many years and that's probably a fairly normal fantasy in relation to some of the twisted stuff which hovers in the corners of the world wide web.

Quote: PhQnix @ May 18 2008, 4:06 PM BST

The scene is intended to be sexual though, all boys run around the pig shouting "Right up her arse!"

Sounds like town on a Saturday night after last orders.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 18 2008, 4:07 PM BST

Ah I knew about that one, I was thinking about how one of the teachers told her class that the conch can be seen to represent a vagina...:|

is the conch the pig?

Quote: Gavin @ May 18 2008, 4:08 PM BST

is the conch the pig?

Nope, a kind of shell.

Quote: PhQnix @ May 18 2008, 4:07 PM BST

I have been on the internet for many years and that's probably a fairly normal fantasy in relation to some of the twisted stuff which hovers in the corners of the world wide web.

Not my fault public demands it I give it to em.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 18 2008, 4:09 PM BST

Nope, a kind of shell.

Tank? they should play with them they are dangerous.

Quote: PhQnix @ May 18 2008, 4:07 PM BST

I have been on the internet for many years and that's probably a fairly normal fantasy in relation to some of the twisted stuff which hovers in the corners of the world wide web.

Laughing out loud

Fair enough.

I had a hot science teacher... Not really related to anything but I thought I'd throw that out there.

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