Quote: zooo @ May 16 2008, 8:53 PM BSTThose are just the 'special' stories. For my alone time.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 16 2008, 9:00 PM BSTAwww come here...have a hug!
Careful! She'll smother and suffocate you with her gigantic babylons!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 16 2008, 9:00 PM BST
They're so colourful and preeeddddyyyyyyyyyy!
Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 8:59 PM BSTBastards!
I was nearly an extra in the recent thing with Johnny Depp though. The barber one. My brain has actually gone dead. Erm. Well you know the one I mean.
Sweeny Todd?
Quote: EllieJP @ May 16 2008, 9:00 PM BSTAwww come here...have a hug!
Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 9:02 PM BSTCareful! She'll smother and suffocate you with her gigantic babylons!
Its how I always dreamed I might go. That or beaten to death with a length of pipe. Id prefer the bosom smothering though; less pipey.
You'd have to be short to suffocate on my boobs... I'm 5 ft 6 meaning anyone who wants a booby smothering must be a foot and a half (I think) shorter than that.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 16 2008, 9:09 PM BSTYou'd have to be short to suffocate on my boobs... I'm 5 ft 6 meaning anyone who wants a booby smothering must be a foot and a half (I think) shorter than that.
I could crouch. Or stand in a ditch.
Or I could stand on something. Or we could lie down?
Is it wrong we're planning your death?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 16 2008, 9:04 PM BSTSweeny Todd?
That's the bitch!
Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 8:56 PM BSTHave you read that Dissolution book? Or any of the others in the series?
Just, y'know, 'cos you mentioned priests.
No I haven't!
Maybe I should?
Yeah, they look quite interesting.
Nextish on my list. Well, next fiction book anyway.
I can't wait until I have time to read again! 
The top ten things that really piss me off are in descending order:
10. Litterbugs
Just don't see the point in people who just litter our streets because they can't be bothered in putting there rubbish in a bin
09. Rugby supporters
Most of them are arrogant. I'll never forget a teacher when I was at school who played Rugby. Me and the lads used to talk about football and he used to say 'No talking about football in here. It's a game for tarts.
08. Sunday Papers
Your News of the World and The People just spread gossip for guillable people to winge about and bore you to death on a Sunday
07. Old People
All week to go shopping and go at weekend and making town centres more busier than they need be. Moan about pointless things also
06. Politicians
Just tell lies, interupt all the time and never answer questions
05. The Royal Family
Do we really need them these days.
04. Chavs
Just the scum of the streets. Nothing pains me more than seeing a female Chav- a Chavette on the street corner drinking a bottle of White Lightning and stinking the street out with there tobacco
03. Bus Inspectors
Just failed Policemen who make there power by throwing people off buses.
02. Neighbourhood Watch Leaders
Just annoying mostly old men. Don't mind it if they want to make there street better, but don't. Just make a big fuss about little things and just generally get on my nerves. They want to know the ins and outs of the cats arse about anybody who walks past there house
01. Community Support Officers
The Gestapo of the day. Again, failed Policemen who just walk around in a Uniform and think they are a force when they quite clearly aren't. Just take peoples names and addresses for minor offences. Got nothing against the Police, they look after the place well mostly, but CSO are just scum.
Agreed.
Your teacher was spot on!
their* x 4 >_<
I neither a footie fan nor Rugby, but Rugby fans tend to be more up them selves - "Ohh we don't have hooligan fans, ect, ect." makes me laugh.
Rugby fans just think because there game is more physical than football it is a better game. But rugby is about as exciting as Margaret Thatchers vagina (excuse the bad example it is all I can think of). Football's alot more exciting.
