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Quote: PhQnix @ May 16 2008, 8:39 PM BST

Slough's just horrifically grey. Croydon is the true focal point of scum everywhere. Stabbings are a regular occurrence here

Hmm.... Ok. You win. But only on the stabbings point!

Quote: PhQnix @ May 16 2008, 8:39 PM BST

Whitgift Center.

Centre*

I read all the Harry Potter books. I even read the fourth one early as I was used for the photo shoot in a national newspaper.

I've also read His Dark Materials Trilogy, which were fantastic and I began, but didn't enjoy, The Da Vinci code.

Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 8:47 PM BST

Centre*

That was the spell checker, fixed now!

Quote: zooo @ May 16 2008, 8:47 PM BST

Yes. It's all very mysterious. Just blind luck really.
I would kill to be one of the lucky few.

(Not that I write about wizards.)

What do you write about?

What were you...used for exactly?

I'm going to be like Manny and Bernard and say "I could write a children's book!" and progress to it in much the same way that they did! :D

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 16 2008, 8:42 PM BST

Me either really, the Hoobs rule in the morning, just for some reason the whole adoration of Rowling and her books got on my tits

Well there's a misguided set of allegiances if I ever saw them, but each to their own!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 16 2008, 8:43 PM BST

You're aggressive today!

I'm just not holding it back for once.

Quote: zooo @ May 16 2008, 8:44 PM BST

Erm. Gav's clearly not read any either.

Indeed!

Quote: Gavin @ May 16 2008, 8:45 PM BST

Nope seen the films though. I quite like them.

Again, allegiances!

Quote: Gavin @ May 16 2008, 8:48 PM BST

What do you write about?

Ooh. All sorts. Priests, meteor showers and Dungeness at the moment.

Quote: zooo @ May 16 2008, 8:48 PM BST

What were you...used for exactly?

It was a bit like "This is what a child looks like reading Harry Potter!"

In case the readers of the express couldn't get their heads around it.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 16 2008, 8:46 PM BST

Nope. Plus Ive worked in a kids book shop, and every other book featured boy wizards and very similar plots to Potter, I never could understand why this one happened to catch on so much. Im sure its well written and everything, but so were a lot of the others that were left unloved on the shelf.

It was the first of the ones with the best marketting.

And bloody cool artwork.

Quote: zooo @ May 16 2008, 8:49 PM BST

Ooh. All sorts. Priests, meteor showers and Dungeness at the moment.

WOW! thats f**king cool! Got anything published?

Quote: PhQnix @ May 16 2008, 8:50 PM BST

It was a bit like "This is what a child looks like reading Harry Potter!"

In case the readers of the express couldn't get their heads around it.

Laughing out loud
Excellent.

Celebrity Fitness DVDs.

They did NOT lose all that weight by JUST doing that DVD, they starve themselves and work out 7 hours a day!!!!!

ARGHHHH

So many people at my school are used as extras in the Harry Potter films!

(P.S. I love your signature, phQnix.)

Quote: zooo @ May 16 2008, 8:47 PM BST

Yes. It's all very mysterious. Just blind luck really.
I would kill to be one of the lucky few.

We all would. Think of the oodles of cash!

Quote: zooo @ May 16 2008, 8:47 PM BST

(Not that I write about wizards.)

Not even about 'magic wands'?

Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 8:50 PM BST

And bloody cool artwork.

Now that I just wont accept! Those front covers are very badly done.

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