Hello troops!
I'm a stand-up/writer/actor, homegrown of the Stand Comedy Club and currently writing sketches for the Comedy Unit although open to other projects.
This is my hello to the site, so hello.
Mental.
Kim Griffin
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Hello there Kim! Welcome to the board! 
Hey Kim!
Ooft that was a fast welcome-embrace!
You lovely lovely people, I might live here now.
Ah you will whether you like it or not before long! 
Hello Kim
heyyahh kim
Hi! Now youre stuck with us.
Hello Kim Griffin. Are you a Scottish?
Oohhhh arrr, that she be.
Wait, that's west-country.
Why-aye, ma-
No, Geordie.
Och, aye the noooo!
GOT IT! Tuned in on your wavelength.
Hallloooooooo ... the noooooooooooo!
And my traditional next question...
Do you know Frankie Boyle?
You must. All Scottish people know each other.
*looks at profile*
Oo, she's a pretty too!
And she likes Garth Merenghi.
She may stay.
Two requirements now = being pretty and liking a sitcom approved by Laura?
Yes.