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Just looked him up. Wish i hadnt.

TTPYO-Finding out things I thought I knew are almost definitely true.

What?

Hehe don't ask-just me thinking out loud!

Whistling nnocently

Gavin will probably get told at some point and make it forum-wide knowledge!

Quote: zooo @ May 15 2008, 7:19 PM BST

I've always disliked Vernon Kaye. Not as much as I dislike his wife though.
The way she pronounces words makes me want to actually kill her in the face.

And it's not a 'northern' thing. It's just her.

I'm northern, and they both get on my tits, so it's definitely not a northern thing Zoo. :)

I think he's gorgeous and nice and a good presenter and unassuming unlike a lot in showbiz

Quote: Joeono @ May 15 2008, 8:00 PM BST

I'm northern, and they both get on my tits, so it's definitely not a northern thing Zoo. :)

Yay!

The way she says 'couples' makes me want to eat my own ears.
And she says it a LOT on game shows.
Which are her 'forte'.

Quote: Joeono @ May 15 2008, 6:32 PM BST

dabs.com piss me off, they never deliver anything when they say they will. Don't buy anything off them if you want to get it anytime soon - you have been warned.

By any chance do they use CityLink?

Quote: Charley @ May 15 2008, 6:56 PM BST

Today I am really pissed off with arseholes who overtake on bendy roads. ... I definatley shit myself!

But what's that got to do with stupid drivers?

Vernon Kaye is a bit like Dale Winton in that he's popular and given shows to present but has no discernible talent whatsoever.

What do they do? Sing? Dance? Sport? No - they just ask people questions without a trace of a sense of humour.

And what is T4?

Oh and I'm a Cancer too!

Quote: zooo @ May 15 2008, 7:19 PM BST

I've always disliked Vernon Kaye. Not as much as I dislike his wife though.
The way she pronounces words makes me want to actually kill her in the face.

L. O. L.

I also hate them both. They're just so, so annoying.

Quote: David Chapman @ May 15 2008, 9:21 PM BST

Vernon Kaye is a bit like Dale Winton in that he's popular and given shows to present but has no discernible talent whatsoever.

What do they do? Sing? Dance? Sport? No - they just ask people questions without a trace of a sense of humour.

At least Winton has the kind of laid-back camp thing going on. Vernon Kaye is just cringeworthy with his smug grinning twat face and stupid hair.

Quote: zooo @ May 15 2008, 8:17 PM BST

The way she says 'couples' makes me want to eat my own ears.
And she says it a LOT on game shows.
Which are her 'forte'.

Again, LOL.

Re T4, I've never watched it because I know what it is. :D

Quote: zooo @ May 15 2008, 8:17 PM BST

Yay!

The way she says 'couples' makes me want to eat my own ears.
And she says it a LOT on game shows.
Which are her 'forte'.

She does have a funny way of saying couples doesn't she? I have noticed this, I think this is a Tessism rather than a northern accent thing.

Quote: Aaron @ May 15 2008, 9:17 PM BST

By any chance do they use CityLink?

Amtrak actually, and they are less than useless, and complete liars apparently.

Quote: David Chapman @ May 15 2008, 9:21 PM BST

Vernon Kaye is a bit like Dale Winton in that he's popular and given shows to present but has no discernible talent whatsoever.

What do they do? Sing? Dance? Sport? No - they just ask people questions without a trace of a sense of humour.

And what is T4?

Oh and I'm a Cancer too!

I think Dale has at least got a bit of charm going for him, which is more than can be said for Vernon.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 15 2008, 7:53 PM BST

Gavin will probably get told at some point and make it forum-wide knowledge!

Cheeky!

The weather.

If it's going to be hot, be hot. If it's going to be cold, be cold. JUST MAKE YOUR FUCKING MIND UP SO I KNOW WHAT TO WEAR.

Grrr.

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