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Ah, the weekend! Page 2

Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 3:17 PM BST

Not being a drug-addled gimp.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Griff @ May 16 2008, 3:15 PM BST

On Saturday I will be doing Comedy Stuff with a bunch of nice peeps.

What? Carrying ladders in a dangerous way? Slipping on banana skins? Standing in the road while the fascia of a house falls on you, but luckily you're in the spot where the window lands?

This sounds like fun, fun, fun. Can I come too? I'll bring a whoopee cushion.

i shall be gigging tonight in both Manchester and Liverpool, tomorrow I shall be doing the same but will be at a wedding in the day. And on Sunday I'm going to try and write some sketches I need to get done.

Next week my wife is away on holiday so I shall be drinking beer. Oh yes. Beer.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 16 2008, 3:18 PM BST

What? Carrying ladders in a dangerous way? Slipping on banana skins? Standing in the road while the fascia of a house falls on you, but luckily you're in the spot where the window lands?

Goodiiieeeeeeeees, Goodie, Goodie, yum-yum...

Quote: Griff @ May 16 2008, 3:19 PM BST

Cos I know someone would weasel out of it leaving the rest of us operating at a net loss.

At least this way we just all go home with shitty CDs and paperbacks none of us actually want.

Haha, good thought!

Quote: jdubya @ May 16 2008, 3:19 PM BST

i shall be gigging tonight in both Manchester and Liverpool, tomorrow I shall be doing the same but will be at a wedding in the day. And on Sunday I'm going to try and write some sketches I need to get done.

Next week my wife is away on holiday so I shall be drinking beer. Oh yes. Beer.

Gigging? Where?

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I've just rearranged all the furniture in my bedroom on a whim.

So that's one thing I won't have to do this weekend.

Well I am going to watch the FA Cup final.

However if the television screen doesn't work I am going to throw bottles at the screen, attack the repairman when he comes round and then proceed to urinate all over the room.

I will then claim that I am generally a nice man but theres a minority of me that ruins it for the rest of me.

Quote: Spagett @ May 16 2008, 3:22 PM BST

Well I am going to watch the FA Cup final.

You do know United aren't in it this year, don't you?

Quote: zooo @ May 16 2008, 3:21 PM BST

I've just rearranged all the furniture in my bedroom on a whim.

So that's one thing I won't have to do this weekend.

Does a whim make it easier to manoeuvre?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 16 2008, 3:23 PM BST

You do know United aren't in it this year, don't you?

WHAT?????

Pffft. What do you take me for?

I suppose you'll say Cardiff are in the final or some other ridiculous claim.

Quote: Spagett @ May 16 2008, 3:27 PM BST

WHAT?????

Pffft. What do you take me for?

I suppose you'll say Cardiff are in the final or some other ridiculous claim.

Don't be daft. As if.

Sorry, Aaron, we'll stop the football thing now.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 16 2008, 3:30 PM BST

Don't be daft. As if.

Sorry, Aaron, we'll stop the football thing now.

Kudos on the lovely place by the way.

I felt all the anger, bitterness and self loathing melt away when I clicked onto the site.

Unfortunately when I clicked off, they all returned again.

Quote: manchester's trendy chorlton @ May 16 2008, 3:17 PM BST

Okay, so what did you get your MA in?

Well after trying the Police, Fire Brigade and local Bowls club he finally settled for a size 14 dress which was a bit of a struggle as she is in denial about being a 16.

It might be the first watchable cup final in years. In terms of it not being a foregone conclusion because of the presence of the big 4 teams.

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