Chapman would pretend he hates being beaten up by Charley - but would actually die happy as he gives in to Charleys relentless tongue whippings.
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Doberman, versus spider monkey riding on the back of a beagle?
Quote: EllieJP @ May 16 2008, 10:14 AM BSTChapman would pretend he hates being beaten up by Charley - but would actually die happy as he gives in to Charleys relentless tongue whippings.
agreed.
Quote: zooo @ May 16 2008, 10:04 AM BSTDavid Chapman vs Charley?
She'd just lift the lips of her flange and place them over him. Kind of like a tea cosy, really.
Only far more disturbing.
Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 11:16 AM BSTShe'd just lift the lips of her flange and place them over him. Kind of like a tea cosy, really.
I wonder if Chapman Boy Punster could wordplay his way out of this one!
He's yet to wordplay his way out of a paper bag, so I'm sure Charley's woollen tea cosy will be beyond his comprehension.
Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 11:29 AM BSTHe's yet to wordplay his way out of a paper bag, so I'm sure Charley's woollen tea cosy will be beyond his comprehension.
I've just managed to get out!
YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
Benny Hill Zombie, versus Bernard Manning Zombie?
Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2008, 7:10 AM BSTBenny Hill Zombie, versus Bernard Manning Zombie?
A closely-fought contest until the Yakety Sax chase. It's got to be Benny.
Yul Bryner vs Telly Savalas, armed with giant poisoned lollipops.
God vs an atheist with a knife.
mmmmmmm trick one, a man with a knife fighting a mythical being would probably end up in care
Hmm I reckon aetheist, all he'd have to do is stop believing and God would disapear.
Unless God smote him first.
Heston Blumenthal armed with a sea bass vs Gordon Ramsey armed with a big dictionary full of rude words.
Both are pretty tough in the chef steaks (eh eh) but I reckon Ramsey is all mouth, Heston wins
The carrot or the stick?