Been a bit heavy this evening how about a versus contest.
Who'd win between Gordon Brown armed with a spear, and a Grizzly Bear.
My money's on Gordon, here's face shows no emotion, so the bear wouldn't know it was in trouble. Then he could bore it unconscious by banging on about tax credits.
Gordon, yep.
2 wasps one large bee?
Wasps.
They're bastards, in a fancy jackets.
Lorraine Kelly vs Vanessa Feltz?
Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2008, 11:15 PM BSTThey're bastards, in a fancy jackets.
Lorraine Kelly vs Vanessa Feltz?
That would be totally unfair and one-sided.
Lorraine could beat her with a smile and a sense of humour.
This isn't a battle of niceness it is a battle of death!
Besides Feltz is way smarter, and has more gravitas.
LK has nicer decolletage.
Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2008, 11:23 PM BSTThis isn't a battle of niceness it is a battle of death!
Besides Feltz is way smarter, and has more gravitas.
LK has nicer decolletage.
You what?
Is that the same Vanessa Feltz I'm thinking of?
She may have more gravity.
She's a proper journalist, or at least used to be.
Albeit not as attractive as LK.
Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2008, 11:27 PM BSTShe's a proper journalist, or at least used to be.
Albeit not as attractive as LK.
It's not just the physical thing but Feltz seems to have no sense of humour whatsoever.
Feltz has got the girth, but we know she cracks up under strain. Kelly would make mincemeat of her. She may be all smiley on the telly, but don't forget, she's a Scot. They drink metal, for goodness' sake.
Feltz all the way on that one!
Go Bear!
Blimey!
Grizzly.
David Chapman vs Charley?
Well, Charley, duh!