Husband & Wife in bed.
WIFE
I brought a lurrrvely dress today, I saved a fortune on it.
HUBS
Yeah! How much was it
WIFE
Cheap. There was an offer on.
HUBS
How much was it
WIFE
Well the dress was £59.99, it was half price, then the shoes had 10% off so they were a bargain at that was only £140.00 for 2.
HUBS
Jesus Woman. So that dress cost £240
WIFE
Yes but I would have spent £384
HUBS
£240 for a dress. Where are you gonna wear this dress then
WIFE
Well I thought I would wait until the firms xmas do
HUBS
That’s 8 months away Woman. Why buy something that far in advance. Do we have money left for food this month.
WIFE
Yes just, but you will have to forfeit your darts nights for the rest of the month. Or we will starve
HUBS
No way!
WIFE
You are so selfish, I rarely buy anything for myself. You are an inconsiderate pig. Most men would like their wife to look nice, but not you. Oh no. I work hard for this family and you begrudge me a little treat.
HUBS
£240 is a big treat.
WIFE
See you only care about yourself. I saved us £144 and all you can do is yell at me for it. Well in future I wont trawl the sales for my stuff. I am never going to save us money again. I thought if I get the christmas stuff over early we wont be so skint in January.
HUBS
Its April & we are now skint because of January 08.
WIFE
Sobbing
You don’t love me. Jane’s husband buys her everything & she never has to worry about price tags. I hate you! All the time we have been together and you don’t even notice I had my hair done today.
HUBS
A dress, shoes 2 bags and a hairstyle. How much was that.
WIFE
Well seing as it was 25% off highlights today I thought I would save us some money.
