Teach me? lol
Things that piss you off Page 155
I've always disliked Vernon Kaye. Not as much as I dislike his wife though.
The way she pronounces words makes me want to actually kill her in the face.
And it's not a 'northern' thing. It's just her.
My friend met him and says he's lovely! 
The bendy country roads in Bath always have at least one guy who tries to overtake and then a lorry looms out of nowhere and they start yelling their heads off. I bet there is a secret society who sets it all up.
I can believe he's nice, actually. 
He just annoys me on telly.
And he's too tall. Though I know lots of too tall people who are lovely.
I've never seen Vernon Kay. Actually, who is he?
Tall one ex-T4?
T4?
T4?
Oh...Scrap that then. Married to Tess Daly?
Tess Daly?
Blonde who does Strictly Come Dancing presenting?
Tess Daly?
Stuff this. I'll look him up on google.
Do you really not know what T4 is?
I mean, I'd love to be the same.
Me too!