Bodmin
Big Cornish cat works in a law firm and uses a photocopier.
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Sex and the Kitty
It's just full of pussy really.
Malcolm in the piddle.
Incontinent boy genius larks.
News at Gentle Ben
New ITV niche news slot entirely for gay grizzly bear.
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Big Cornish cat works in a law firm and uses a photocopier.
Topical! 
Cheesey does it
Adventures of the staff of Liverpool Street International Cheese Centre.
Including Red Leicster the socialist cheese monger, and Ripe Bree from Desperate Housewives.
Cheezy lover by Phil Collins?
Camember living with out you?
Snot of the Antarctic
Brave bogey faces the World's last true wilderness.
Columbus
A group of sailors dress in dirty macs and see if they can impress the local American Indians.
'Seamen everywhere' Hello Sailor Weekly.
Ker-mum-bo
Avid Merrion's mum solves crimes in a dirty mac. This week, the case of the crap pun!
Kerr-Bum-Bo
Avid Merrion's bottom, and famous historian foil murders.
This week the case of the really crap pun.
You can call me ill
A nuisance hypochondriac annoys the nurses at a local health centre.
You can call me Phal
Art Garfunkells controversial tour, with a chicken based curry.
Battlestar Phal-actica
The curry going onto have a succesful career in moody scifi show.
Wish you were queer.
Judith Chalmers comes out as a lesbian, and pursues hetrosexual women on holiday.
Jonathon's Toss on a Friday
To prove the BBC will pay him 7 figures for anything, Jonathon Ross has a tommy tank on live TV.
Unfortunately does it the same evening he's interviewing those weid looking women from Sex and the City, and can't get wood.
Three men sit and watch paint dry. No, wait, thats not a sit/com
The Jonathon King and I
Jonathon King stars as an austere monarch, with kids he's got to learn to play with. He sacks the nanny pretty early on.
People like Huss
Quirky comedy documentary, about the need for people to eat more Huss.
The real Huss-stall
Cheeky documentary, about con men. This week they convince people to buy huss, the sustainable, densley fleshed cod alternative. From a stall.
Seven Brides for Seven Mothers.
All out lesbian MILF fest starring Barbara Windsor and Una Stubs as bull lesbians in an hilarious lip licking finger f**king frenzy of vagina's and vulva's.
'Quite tame' San Fransisco Lesbian Weekly.