Have had a really good couple of weeks and have nothing to be pissed off about. Which is really pissing me off.
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Tiny men in flash cars piss me off. They only drive them with booster seats under their tiny tight arseholes, coz we think they are BIG.
Stoopid cocks!
Agreed.
Yea & when they snash into your car & have to get out of their bolster seats to give you details, the pen they use is bigger than them. They hold it like a gigantarian spear.
Cocks!
Thanks Charley I feel better now.
Neighbour getting the landlord to come round and tell me about parking, f**king bitch if she wasn't such a protitute then prhaps she wouldnt have 7 cars outside her 1 bedroom house and none of the f**kers park straight 
Quote: roscoff @ May 13 2008, 6:33 PM BSTThanks Charley I feel better now.
Was that you. Were you the lickle diddy man that scratched my brooom brooom!
That diddy lickle tiny small wee dot man can use that scrape down my car as a slide. I hope he flies off into the air going down it & ends up bird food.
Is she so good they can't take the time to park? And 7 at once!?
Quote: Gavin @ May 13 2008, 6:33 PM BSTNeighbour getting the landlord to come round and tell me about parking, f**king bitch if she wasn't such a protitute then prhaps she wouldnt have 7 cars outside her 1 bedroom house and none of the f**kers park straight
I would go & laminate a sign & stick it to all the car windows.
Just say "Park Straight when visiting this tute or I will use my DVLA contacts to get your addy & tell your frigid wives!
Cocks!
I dunno maybe they are family I don't have time to take down their life stories but! the fact stilll remains I have 2 carpark spots and I choose to fill one of my spots with a knackered old bike I'm trying to repair .
Quote: Gavin @ May 13 2008, 6:37 PM BSTI dunno maybe they are family I don't have time to take down their life stories but! the fact stilll remains I have 2 carpark spots and I choose to fill one of my spots with a knackered old bike I'm trying to repair .
That is know way to talk about your giirlfriend Gav. *Shakes head*
She's under the decking, last time she nags about the curtain rail...
Good what a bitch.
Curtain rails are the least important thing in the world. She should feel lucky she has a window.
...hey what about stud muffin boyfriend!
daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn 