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The League of Gentle Ben
Grizzly bear mates with deranged characters of Roysten Vasey to improve the genetic future of the area.

The League of Mental Jen
Spin-off from The IT Crowd after Roy and Mos send the department supervisor on the rampage.

The League of Experimental Jen
Spin-off from the spin-off of The IT Crowd as Jen, hiding from the authorities, clones herself many times to hide her tracks. Her cloning techniques improve the scientific community so much, they form football teams and start playing against each other.

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Quote: swerytd @ May 12 2008, 2:48 PM BST

The League of Mental Jen
Spin-off from The IT Crowd after Roy and Mos send the department supervisor on the rampage.

Dan

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I'd watch it!

Guaranteed one viewer! I'll tell the prodco...

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Pride and Everest

Knockabout stuff as a family of lions attempt to be the first four legged creatures to get to the top of the worlds highest mountain.

'Like 'The Lion King' but even sh*ttier.' The Guardian

Bloody hell you guys are on your meds today!

Gentle Den

Grizzly Adams was all alone in the Alapachians, except for his only friend. A wild ex Eastenders character. This week Dirty Den looks for berries, then has a tommy on line.

Mental Ben

Nuff said?

Rental Ben

Grizzly Adams's video shop was quite unusual, as it only rented bears.

Anal Log Recording

Fly-on-the-poo documentary of people taking a crap.

Rental Ben
"Borrow yourself a grizzly bear for parties, barmitzvahs, etc." Enterprising sitcom which ends in court after numerous copycat businesses try to cash-in on what was original a blockbuster idea. Terrifying, with hilarious consequences.

EDIT: Ah, bum, sooty beat me to it.

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Rectal Ben
Fly-on-the-poo documentary of a dentist taking a crap.

Labia Rats
Horrific and ill-advised sitcom about a new type of venereal disease. Starring Jady Goody.

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Pectoral Ben
Grizzly Bear joins gym in new Leigh Francis vehicle. Fortunately, he gets ripped from limb to limb early in the first episode and Jason Byrne takes over, confusing the giant bear with his comedy stylings. Everything 'works out' in the end.

Spectral Ben
Ghost of Grizzly Bear comes back to chase Yetta Feldman from the So Haunt Me house. Tessa Peake-Jones and that bloke from Rita, Sue and Bob Too reprise their roles as poor actors in shoddy sitcom.

Lectural Ben
Grizzly bear dons professor glasses and teaches public school boys the meaning of life and pain.

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The Shit Disturber
Proctologist Dr. Picklefaught starts his day just like any other person except later in that day he's sticking his finger up your rectum and saving lives. This heart warming family comedy about a young doctor and a whole lot of poop jokes will have you in stitches.

Bear and the BJ
Rebecca Loos goes even further down the path of bestiality in an event to get back in the pub(l)ic eye. With Gentle Ben as the bear.

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Well on the way to a 1,000, and puntastically mental.

BJ and the ballot.

Dishevelled baboon wins a major election, not as funny as it first seems.

Every day is like Sunday.

Morrisey's ill advised version of Songs of Praise.

National Front Hot Disco

Morrisey's ill advised attempt to mix national socialism, hot disco, and men who appreciate big moustaches.

The Norse Whisperer
Brian Blessed starts as a man who can speak to Thor, the god of Thunder, in the soft, gentle tones of crazed Viking warrior with a propensity for over-acting. In surround sound.

The Big Bangle Theory
Leonard and Sheldon investigate the widely-accepted theory that there was a fifth, execessively overweight member of the 80's supergroup.

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