Which animal is the biggest arse hole? Page 5
Flying ants.
Manimals are the very worst!
I loved Manimal, I was going to write a tribute about a woman who could change into animals. It was going to be called Franimal.
I hate donkeys, they're so bloody spoiled, and they're not one little bit grateful.
They're not. COming over here from Abyssinia, eating our oats, taking our kids for a ride.
Quote: sootyj @ May 7 2008, 11:34 PM BSTI loved Manimal, I was going to write a tribute about a woman who could change into animals. It was going to be called Franimal.
Shouldn't that be Fannymal? (I'm sure someone else just said that!)
Bad fanny? Wasn't that a very second rate French horror porn film?
Does the Predator count? Talk about tetchy. And that tortoise without a shell, whats-his-name, E.T. I'd have given him the money for a pay phone if it meant ending the film an hour earlier.
Hmm I think this probably refers to creeatures with sentience, and self awareness.
e.g. the famous mirror test, if a creature can recognise it's self in the mirror it's of a comparable level of intelligence to us humans.
Of course it would have to be mobile, and in some way able to show cognisence so pplants would be out.
As such SlagA I feel ET, and the Predator are both out, as both recognise their own reflections in their films. Albeit both also have big off space ships, might mena they're quite smart.
You could start a which alien is the biggest arsehole thread? But I fear it'll soon be full of racists saying Kosovans etc.
How about doplins, they rape humans, and refuse to help autisitc kids. And they torutre seal.
I read the Sun's version of it... hilarious!
Every one rapes penguins.
London Zoo, has a special evening once a month. It's expensive but well worth.
mmm like making love to a fishy, butler, shaped like a bowling pin.
Ewwww.... wrong wrong wrong...but that's what the last bloke I was with said about me.
Quote: sootyj @ May 9 2008, 11:26 AM BSTEvery one rapes penguins.
It's one of the perks 
Quote: EllieJP @ May 9 2008, 11:30 AM BSTEwwww.... wrong wrong wrong...but that's what the last bloke I was with said about me.
What "Ewwww, you're wrong wrong wrong"?
Needs his eyes checkin then.
Heehee!