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I would too be allowed in.

I'm a human bean.

Dave! Dave! Oiiiiiiiii DAVID you deafo.
Have you ever had sex with cock?

Don't let him do a chicken joke!

Quote: zooo @ May 8 2008, 8:45 PM BST

Don't let him do a chicken joke!

What do you take me for?

Quote: David Chapman @ May 8 2008, 8:47 PM BST

What do you take me for?

Zombie Huh?

Quote: Charley @ May 8 2008, 8:49 PM BST

Zombie Huh?

It's the time of the season I'm afraid.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 8 2008, 1:47 PM BST

I once put salt on a slug, and felt so bad (I could practically hear it screaming as it melted and frothed) that I started trying to put it out of it's misery by dropping rocks on it from a great height. Which made it scream more... Oh I cried for days.

I get very upset if I accidently step on a snail! YOU MONSTER! :O

:( I know! I feel bad enough already! It was a good 7 years ago, yet I still feel awful!

I hear it screaming in my sleep. Haunting me.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ May 8 2008, 9:58 PM BST

I get very upset if I accidently step on a snail! YOU MONSTER! :O

Me too. I hate that crunching noise.

I've used it as a scene in my sitcom and as a sketch.

Quote: David Chapman @ May 8 2008, 10:25 PM BST

Me too. I hate that crunching noise.

I've used it as a scene in my sitcom and as a sketch.

Oh I love it, if you line them up together then jump in they're like bubble wrap for your feet. It's moreish.

Quote: Charley @ May 8 2008, 8:44 PM BST

Dave! Dave! Oiiiiiiiii DAVID you deafo.
Have you ever had sex with cock?

No, he hasn't.

Quote: Aaron @ May 8 2008, 10:54 PM BST

No, he hasn't.

Well not Aaron's anyway.

And why not?
What's wrong with Aaron's?
:)

Quote: Aaron @ May 8 2008, 10:54 PM BST

No, he hasn't.

Well not Aaron's anyway.

No, I'm not lending you mine. Get your own!

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