Artificial? Now that is weird.
Are you sure he's a real teacher, Scats? If I were you I'd get him CRB-checked.
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Haha! He also does analogies about sex-ed where he plays both the father and the daughter. He's just very eccentric, and likes to think he's liked. 
Why is it weirder if it's an artificial tree?
! Very good...
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 8 2008, 5:43 PM BSTHaha! He also does analogies about sex-ed where he plays both the father and the daughter. He's just very eccentric, and likes to think he's liked.
Why is it weirder if it's an artificial tree?
Well, you start getting into silver tinsel and that. Before you know it . . .
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Quote: chipolata @ May 8 2008, 1:51 PM BSTWhen I eat baked beans I always feel really guilty if I leave one in the bottom of the tin. Even those half crippled brown beans I get out and eat just because I'd hate it to feel left out.
I do that kind of stuff all the time!
It's hard being us.
Quote: Tuumble @ May 8 2008, 1:54 PM BSTIt's like after Christmas and you see all those unsold festive items that were made to bring cheer to someone and their purpose is left unfulfilled.
That's a bonkers thought process - Christmas puddings don't have feelings.
But what if they do? 
But if I were a baked bean, I'd be delighted to be left behind, even if I were the only one. No survivor's guilt for me, no sirree. I basically don't want to be eaten . . . and that applies in my everyday life, too.
But it's the fact that he's on his own!
At least leave two.
Fair enough. I suppose if there's the possibility of repopulating the tin of beans. Unless it was two chap beans. That'd be rubbish. Unless they were both gay beans. They'd have a whale of a time.
But really, how likely would that be?
Not everything is about bean sex.
Maybe they could just hang out.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 8 2008, 5:57 PM BSTI basically don't want to be eaten . . . and that applies in my everyday life, too.
But the ladies like being eaten. Obviously not literally with a knife and fork though. Has that not progressed to the north as yet?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 8 2008, 6:01 PM BSTFair enough. I suppose if there's the possibility of repopulating the tin of beans. Unless it was two chap beans. That'd be rubbish. Unless they were both gay beans. They'd have a whale of a time.
Yeah, not going to help repopulation though, is it?
Quote: zooo @ May 8 2008, 6:05 PM BSTNot everything is about bean sex.
Maybe they could just hang out.
*imagines two beans wearing smoking jackets, each sat in a large armchair facing towards the other in front of a roaring fire in a proper London gentlemen's club*
"So... The weather."
I have used the remote controls to the CD player.
Oh & a friend of mine (Hi Sim) Used a Bananna but peeled it first. Then the tip fell off & came out 5 days later black.
Quote: Aaron @ May 8 2008, 7:19 PM BST*imagines two beans wearing smoking jackets, each sat in a large armchair facing towards the other in front of a roaring fire in a proper London gentlemen's club*
"So... The weather."
I would go to that club.
Quote: Charley @ May 8 2008, 8:28 PM BSTOh & a friend of mine (Hi Sim) Used a Bananna but peeled it first. Then the tip fell off & came out 5 days later black.
Did he enjoy it?
Quote: zooo @ May 8 2008, 8:32 PM BST
I would go to that club.
You wouldn't be allowed in.
She did!
You & your gay thoughts Dave.