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Has anyone every considered moving to Amersham? Page 2

Quote: Curt @ May 8 2008, 2:57 PM BST

I'll be finishing teacher's college next year, and your education system constantly advertises here in Canada for teachers to come and work in Britain.

I don't want to put you off coming to the greatest country on earth, but AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHHAH!

Quote: M Lewis @ May 8 2008, 3:07 PM BST

Live close to wear i started my company in Henely-on-Thames.

Oo, what do you doooooooooo?

Quote: M Lewis @ May 8 2008, 3:07 PM BST

Live close to wear i...

Is that 'clothes to wear' or 'close to where'?

Surprised Aaron didn't send you to the back of the class!

He's right though - what hell do you do?

Quote: Aaron @ May 8 2008, 3:16 PM BST

I don't want to put you off coming to the greatest country on earth, but AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHHAH!

Wow...is it really that bad for teacher's over there? My friends and family members who did it said it was enjoyable. And because of your wonky school schedule there is a lot of time to tour other countries. None of them taught in London though, most were teachers in smaller cities and towns.
Or...is there something else you're not telling me. Huh?

Teachers get majorly f**ked over. Poor wages, longer hours than people imagine, huge stress levels, and kids who increasingly know their rights and push to the limit, knowing that the teachers can't do anything. For starters.

Perhaps you just need some Austrian teachers

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I only ever knew one person from Amersham. She was gorgeous, a former gymnast and a proper raver (in both senses, as she took a lot of ecstasy and was wildly promiscuous). If they're all like that, then you're laughing.

On reflection, this probably won't wash with Mrs Tuumble.

And no, I didn't.

Quote: Tuumble @ May 8 2008, 3:22 PM BST

He's right though - what hell do you do?

I provide investment advice for people placing money in trust (in a nutshell)

Quote: Curt @ May 8 2008, 4:04 PM BST

Perhaps you just need some Austrian teachers

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Hahah, amazing movie!

Quote: M Lewis @ May 8 2008, 4:25 PM BST

I provide investment advice for people placing money in trust (in a nutshell)

Ah, good place to be based then! :)

Quote: Aaron @ May 8 2008, 5:01 PM BST

Ah, good place to be based then! :)

What, in a nutshell? How big are nuts in the south?

Well mine are rather large. Hence the astonishing virility which allows me to merely think of a woman in order to impregnate her.

That's a shame. Up north we have to have sex to accomplish that, and we've all grown to like it. Perhaps it's an acquired taste.

Do you have to wear special trousers? Like chaps?

I didn't say that that was the only method available, did I?

And no; I just tie them to my legs.

That is a really horrible image.

Please provide something with which I can cleanse my retinas!

Hahah, sorry, oh Great One!

Erm.

David Tennant's well-defined, naked, lightly oiled torso?

Rubbing against yours?

christ almighty.

Job done. And then some.

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