Bloody hell!
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WOW! That is impressive! 
AND VERY CUTE.
Do I do the 'armless joke or the legless joke? How does it smell? Awful.
Oh my God. I am SO freaking tired.
*really, REALLY struggles to stay awake*
Been reading Chapman's posts?
I'm so tired too. Feel soooo drained. Must have been Chapman's posts.
Aaron's gone offline. Does that mean he's asleep?
Having a cheeky tug, more likely.
Yep, I'd go with Leevil's answer.
Although sometimes I think he's offline, then he just appears. I just think he's always watching - it's quite unnerving...especially when I get undressed.
Even worse when he starts stripping too.
I don't actually have anything to add to this thread, I just want to get my post count to 1111 before logging off. Job done. 
Wohooo! Congrats! Go have a tug!
But then he'd crack 1 off!
Boom boom.
Yes, that's the noise he would probably make.