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Quote: sootyj @ May 8 2008, 2:15 PM BST

It's a horrible waste, according to the French, we have the tastiest snugs, and snails in the world.

You should put them in an empty jar for 24 hours, to starve any poison out of them. Then add some tasty leaves for an another 24 (wild garlic, basil, sage), maybe some beer. Then the little bastards marinate them selves as they eat them.

Then fry them whilst still alive, in hot butter, with garlic.

Magnifique!

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That is absolutely f**king vile. On every possible level.

Quote: chipolata @ May 8 2008, 2:24 PM BST

Maybe we could do it with the hoover

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Speak for yourself!

Quote: chipolata @ May 8 2008, 2:30 PM BST

I believe that part of the body has babies coming out, so a shampoo bottle is nothing.

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Hahaha

There was a lad at our school called Zachary Fish who apparently f**ked a tin of dog meat.

There may have been no truth in it at all, but after the rumour was spread he was called "Chappie" for the rest of the year.

I like snails in butter and garlic. It's tasty stuff Aaron. Sheesh you should enjoy your countries cuisine.

Curt you may have the coolest avatar, but you are the oddest vegetarian.

Door mice, pigeons, hedgehogs, you're garden's a bountiful larder.

Maybe even a juicy, gamey cat?

Quote: Perry Nium @ May 8 2008, 2:57 PM BST

There was a lad at our school called Zachary Fish who apparently f**ked a tin of dog meat.

There may have been no truth in it at all, but after the rumour was spread he was called "Chappie" for the rest of the year.

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Mmmmmmmmm game meat. I would eat game meat if someone offered it. That was one of the best parts about living in northern Ontario that people would offer you Moose steak, or Deer jerky. Perhaps that's why I don't eat meat because no meat tastes as good as game meat. This is coming from someone who went hunting and refused to shoot the deer when he saw it...but still ate it when it was served by the hunter who did shoot it. Hypocrite? Yes but I was 10 so give me a break!

A while ago there was a story in my local paper about a bloke prosecuted for having sex with a horse in a field. Literally caught with his trousers down apparently. They didn't actually clarify what the 'act' was? Use your imagination!

Our RS teacher was teaching us ethics and asked if there was anything ethically wrong if a man sexually pleasured himself with a Christmas tree... I worry about teachers at my school!

Ethically wrong? No. Just really f**king strange.

That's what we said. He said "Eurgh I've obviously not taught you anything!" with his head in his hands.

Teachers = mental.

Quote: Curt @ May 8 2008, 3:14 PM BST

Mmmmmmmmm game meat. I would eat game meat if someone offered it. That was one of the best parts about living in northern Ontario that people would offer you Moose steak, or Deer jerky. Perhaps that's why I don't eat meat because no meat tastes as good as game meat. This is coming from someone who went hunting and refused to shoot the deer when he saw it...but still ate it when it was served by the hunter who did shoot it. Hypocrite? Yes but I was 10 so give me a break!

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Deer jerky?

Quote: Aaron @ May 8 2008, 5:28 PM BST

Teachers = mental.

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I think that it's particularly true in my school. You haven't even heard about the languages department...

Was it a Christmas tree from a sustainable forest?

I didn't ask...I think it was an artificial one in hsi story for some reason.