What is this world coming to!!! Page 2

Quote: Jack Massey @ May 6 2008, 4:34 PM BST

I'm totally pissed off at the moment. Everyday I do this. I get off the train from work, pass my house and hide my workbag in the garden, walk across to the paper shop, get the Manchester Evening News and go back home collecting my bag. Today with it being a really hot day, I put my bag and jacket in the garden, hid them very well between my two Wheelie Bins. Coming back, the bag and the Jacket have gone. Thankfully I had my wallet in my pocket, but my bag had important things in them that I need for work. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!!! Is it really worth calling the Police/Crimestoppers.

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Why do you not take your bag with you?
Is it your wife?

I understand you being pissed off though.
Can you tell me where it was so I can leave my husband there please?

Why, does he want to do the ironing.

Haha Jack, oh dear. Did you smack him? At least it's all ok though!

Quote: Aaron @ May 6 2008, 8:00 PM BST

If it helps any, apparently there's a gunman on the run near where I live.

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You get all our hopes up and then you DON'T get shot. You really are a selfish bastard.

I know, I'm sorry.

Quote: Aaron @ May 8 2008, 11:14 AM BST

Haha Jack, oh dear. Did you smack him? At least it's all ok though!

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I did. I've just got a feeling I'm going to be on the next series of 'Balls of Steel' He's set me up, yet not told the audience I'm his brother. I can see videos of me on Balls of Steel running around the place, frustrated as Basil Fawlty, trying to find a bag. I got to the point where I sat over a bridge with my head in my hands, just doing it to calm down, no intentions of jumping in, when an old lady came up to me and said frantically 'You're not going to jump are you'

Did you push her in instead to quench you blood lust?

No no, I couldn't do that to an old person. Except maybe Margaret Thatcher and the Queen.

And Cliff Richard. And the Pope.

Quote: Jack Massey @ May 8 2008, 6:47 PM BST

No no, I couldn't do that to an old person. Except maybe Margaret Thatcher and the Queen.

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