I feel quite faint......
Have you ever..... Page 2
Think of cake...there, all better?
If it's a cake from Charleys cupboard, I don't think I will.....
Quote: Charley @ May 7 2008, 8:35 PM BSTHad sex with an object that was not made for sexual pleasure?
Does the wife count?
Very nice.
Have you ever, made an animal upset, and felt guilt about it later.
I squirted a very big cat, because it was sleeping in the egg box.
Quote: Charley @ May 7 2008, 8:35 PM BSTHad sex with an object that was not made for sexual pleasure.
Actually this is a stupid question because what object hasn't been made for sexual pleasure?
Mount Everest?
The Milky Way?
Quote: sootyj @ May 8 2008, 12:01 AM BSTI squirted a very big cat
Well, yeah, definitely 'on-topic'.
OK - but who or what made them?
God of course. That doesn't count.
Quote: sootyj @ May 8 2008, 12:07 AM BSTMilky Way?
No, I think they count but a Picnic, what with the nobbly edges, is better.
Quote: sootyj @ May 8 2008, 12:01 AM BSTHave you ever, made an animal upset, and felt guilt about it later.
Yes.
Quote: Perry Nium @ May 7 2008, 11:42 PM BSTDoes the wife count?
That's the funniest thing I've read in ages! 
Scared a cat. Then, as it ran off, realised it's the nice, quiet, old cat that lives next door, and not the mean cat that lives a few houses away and is always attempting to fight mine. 
She's my friend now though. Still feel bad for scaring her.
I once put salt on a slug, and felt so bad (I could practically hear it screaming as it melted and frothed) that I started trying to put it out of it's misery by dropping rocks on it from a great height. Which made it scream more... Oh I cried for days.