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Have you ever.....

Had sex with an object that was not made for sexual pleasure.
Like an armchair or a roof?

Laughing out loud Charley you make me laugh!

This is my only contribution to this thread though....

Thats a yes then.

Aww come on. I used one of my brothers scaletrix tracks. My mum caught me. I wasn't even embarrased.

Quote: Charley @ May 7 2008, 8:39 PM BST

Aww come on. I used one of my brothers scaletrix tracks. My mum caught me. I wasn't even embarrased.

Straight piece or the corner?

The corner of course. Did you use the straight bit then Ells Bells?

Ha, no... i did lose one of the cars up there though.

Uncool! was it A GP one?

No idea... it was red.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 7 2008, 8:42 PM BST

Ha, no... i did lose one of the cars up there though.

Laughing out loud

Me I use to drive the remote control cars up there. They spin & everything. I might try it with a real car.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 7 2008, 8:46 PM BST

No idea... it was red.

Did you think the BLUE car was a tampon?

I wondered what happened to Thunderbird 3.

I think you seriously underestimate Charley's vaginal capacity. Take a closer look at Tracey Island next time. :S
And did you know that the Thunderbirds were named after a tribe of American Indians. There name translated is 'Birds of the Air.' How you have lived without that information up until now is remarkable I think. Unless you knew it of course ....and then it wouldn't be. Anybody know what I'm on about 'cos I've just disappeared up my own arse. Neat trick though.

What an appalling thread. I'm absolutely disgusted by some of things I've read on here!

Does a jam-jar full of raw liver count?Whistling nnocently

Did you take it out the jam jar first?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 7 2008, 10:33 PM BST

Did you take it out the jam jar first?

Don't be silly! Gotta maintain the grip y'know.

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