According to Facebook, it is The Evil One's birthday today, and he is 23.
I am sure that there will be plenty of, uh, something.
May you get not-shit presents and never-store-specific-gift-cards. 
Happy Bithday Leevil!
Aw.
Happy Birthday Leevo!
Awwww...you've left the 22 year olds and joined the evil 23 year olds... boooooooo!!
Anyway - Hope you have a fantastic day and get a sandwich with loads of candles on it!
Pen blywdd hapus Leevil. There is an old tradition in Wales that on your 23rd birthday you have to walk into The Golden Cross pub in Cardiff holding your old boy in your right hand and a tub of lube in your left. Then ask at the bar for a 'slow screw against the wall'. I am invoking that tradition forthwith. A pretty normal Saturday night out for you though Leevil I suspect. 
(invoking-new favourite word).
Quote: EllieJP @ May 6 2008, 11:11 AM BSTAnyway - Hope you have a fantastic day and get a sandwich with loads of candles on it!
He's distraught that Selfridges discontinued their £85 Kobi beef sandwich.
Good God I'm hungry. 
Happy Birthday big fella!
I've sent a cake with a stripper in it via courier, enjoy.
Quote: Gavin @ May 6 2008, 11:17 AM BSTHappy Birthday big fella!
I've sent a cake with a stripper in it via courier, enjoy.
Mine at the cake and died in the post
Happy Birthday.
Cheers y'all!
I'm now 23 years old and also 23" longer. Yep, that's how it works for me.
Ah, so that's why you've not been around much recently. As the summer comes, and the days get longer, brighter and warmer, you're off touring with the rest of the carni-folk.
Looks like we're celebrating your 19000th post. Well done?
19000 posts that is a lot.
Oo, woo hoo!
The saddest thing, Leevil, is that you still have the second-biggest postcount. I think.
Ah no, zooo's overtaken you now.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(oooooo...)
Damn Aaron, get a life.
What did you get for your birthday Lee?