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Who do you fancy? Page 71

Quote: zooo @ May 5 2008, 12:52 PM BST

I wouldn't say no, admittedly. As long as he was not permitted to talk.

Your standards are slipping. :(

Well, I don't normally like Beckham. In fact he is everything I hate. Especially in his football strip. Yuck.

But um, sometimes...

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Jeebus Christy.

Explain yourself! Is it the back? Not the arm, surely?

Not the tattoo, no.

Just the torso (and the bum). Cripes.

So basically, you'd like David Tennant to have his torso and arse, right?

No!!
He's perfect as is!

I just wouldn't mind a go on Beckham's torso (minus the tattoos). Maybe with someone else's head though...

Erm. So many to choose from!

Ooh, Captain Jack!
He's a bit too buff and manly as himself. Beckham's perfectly muscled and toned.

Anyway, enough of this frippery!
Talk about men's naked bodies on your own time, Azza. ;)

Bah, my fiendish plot foiled by your omnipotent intellect!

P.S. 8,300 posts! Go you!

Just had a small dose of the delectable Ms Vorderman.

(Although I wouldn't know how to delect anyone).

In ancient history she used to be a certain person's avatar before he got all egocentric.

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Is that supposed to be Beyonce?
It totally doesn't look like her.

Quote: zooo @ May 6 2008, 9:54 AM BST

Is that supposed to be Beyonce?
It totally doesn't look like her.

Racist.

No. Fattist, remember?

It totally doesn't look attractive either.

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