I AM Gav's creation... mwah ha haaaaaaa
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At least you were made in Wales. Naturally waterproofed.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 5 2008, 11:01 PM BSTI AM Gav's creation... mwah ha haaaaaaa
And I am Nick Rivers' creation.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 5 2008, 10:52 PM BSTSo... I need a date... bored... need a man.
Why limit yourself to just one? 
I'm sure it won't be long; such a pretty pirate 
Quote: jacparov @ May 5 2008, 11:04 PM BSTWhy limit yourself to just one?
I'm sure it won't be long; such a pretty pirate
Ha, good point... okay... I need men.
Awww... and thanks! 
You dress as a pirate and play rugger, if you could arm wrestle and down a pint I would marry you myself. And I'm the King of Bulshitainnia.......Arise Princess!
I would offer my services but work commitments you know how it is.
Quote: jacparov @ May 5 2008, 11:13 PM BSTYou dress as a pirate and play rugger, if you could arm wrestle and down a pint I would marry you myself.
Yer... I'm not your normal girl... I can down a pint... arm wrestling is not too good though.
Who wants 'normal' girls? uggh, can you think of anything more boring?
Alas, no arm wrestling no ring. Hard luck, try again next time, god bless.
*previous marraige applicants need not apply*
Quote: jacparov @ May 5 2008, 11:17 PM BSTWho wants 'normal' girls? uggh, can you think of anything more boring?
Alas, no arm wrestling no ring. Hard luck, try again next time, god bless.
*previous marraige applicants need not apply*
Breaking my heart again jacparov?
Quote: jacparov @ May 5 2008, 11:17 PM BSTWho wants 'normal' girls? uggh, can you think of anything more boring?
Alas, no arm wrestling no ring. Hard luck, try again next time, god bless.
You pervert.
Oh sorry - that sortof ring.
Quote: roscoff @ May 5 2008, 11:19 PM BSTBreaking my heart again jacparov?
You've been told - I don't shag bears. You block up the plughole with all your hairs. 
P.S. You don't have Miss Piggy's number do you?
Quote: David Chapman @ May 5 2008, 11:21 PM BSTYou pervert.
Oh sorry - that sortof ring.
Hey, whichever she'll wear on her finger is good for me. 
Quote: jacparov @ May 5 2008, 11:25 PM BSTYou've been told - I don't shag bears. You block up the plughole with all your hairs.
P.S. You don't have Miss Piggy's number do you?
I wouldn't bother. She's on anti-depressant pills as she's been in a bit of a trough lately.
You swine!
Well if you pork scratching my back I might consider it.