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Quote: Gavin @ May 5 2008, 10:46 PM BST

I'm tired.

Has Charley been keeping you up?

So... I need a date... bored... need a man.

Quote: David Chapman @ May 5 2008, 10:46 PM BST

You're obviously paid too much.

That reminds me - I haven't had my cut for ages.

Hands off virtual pimp. Ells was only using you until she got her car and now you're gonna get dropped like an English Rugby coach :D

Quote: David Chapman @ May 5 2008, 10:46 PM BST

That reminds me - I haven't had my cut for ages.

I haven't had much business.

Quote: roscoff @ May 5 2008, 10:52 PM BST

Hands off virtual pimp. Ells was only using you until she got her car and now you're gonna get dropped like an English Rugby coach :D

No - I want my virtual money. I'll virtually fight you for it.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 5 2008, 10:52 PM BST

So... I need a date... bored... need a man.

Well if you want to use my body like a sex weapon I suppose I can make an exception on a virtual date. Of course on a real date we'd have to have a chaperon.

Quote: roscoff @ May 5 2008, 10:54 PM BST

Well if you want to use my body like a sex weapon I suppose I can make an exception on a virtual date. Of course on a real date we'd have to have a chaperon.

Or a pimp.

Quote: roscoff @ May 5 2008, 10:54 PM BST

Well if you want to use my body like a sex weapon I suppose I can make an exception on a virtual date. Of course on a real date we'd have to have a chaperon.

We could ask David, but then you'd have to pay him...

Quote: roscoff @ May 5 2008, 10:54 PM BST

Well if you want to use my body like a sex weapon I suppose I can make an exception on a virtual date. Of course on a real date we'd have to have a chaperon.

And that's not how you spell my name.

Quote: David Chapman @ May 5 2008, 10:55 PM BST

Or a pimp.

Exactly. Laughing out loud

Quote: David Chapman @ May 5 2008, 10:53 PM BST

No - I want my virtual money. I'll virtually fight you for it.

My choice of weapon is Ellie's breasts. Ha! Got you there. Most awesome!

I suppose I could make some money from the film....

sorry I didn't say film - I said - um - flan.

Quote: roscoff @ May 5 2008, 10:56 PM BST

My choice of weapon is Ellie's breasts. Ha! Got you there. Most awesome!

Which one?

Quote: roscoff @ May 5 2008, 10:56 PM BST

My choice of weapon is Ellie's breasts. Ha! Got you there. Most awesome!

Oi... they are virtually yours... but you can't just chuck them around anywhere.

The one with the tattoo of Christopher Biggins

Quote: David Chapman @ May 5 2008, 10:57 PM BST

I suppose I could make some money from the film....

sorry I didn't say film - I said - um - flan.

Which one?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 5 2008, 10:58 PM BST

Oi... they are virtually yours... but you can't just chuck them around anywhere.

Are these Gavin's creations?

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