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Who will make a decent mayor? Page 17

I dunno, democracy relies on the individual to make choices.

One anarchist catch phrase I think is very true,

"When did you consent to live like this,"

I will be making my choice come july, by leaving the country. Forget about immigration, emmigration is the way forward!

Where to, I mean where's going to be any less crap?

In answer to the first question how about Lego or Airfix?

Does it matter? If you can't understand what they're saying you can't tell when they're lying to you.

And Norway.

Norway cool choice, what leads you to the land of winter song?

And of the Midnight Sun, and indeed the Artic circle. I have ginger hair, so I presume a long lost relative was raped by a Viking. It's payback time.

You're going to Norway to become a rapist? And there's me thinking I was misanthrope.

Not rape no, I'm English don't forget, and a tad middle class; that would be a bit energetic and embarrassing. No, i'm going to pillage.

Quote: jacparov @ May 4 2008, 9:27 PM BST

And of the Midnight Sun, and indeed the Artic circle.

Arctic (c) Aaron

Cheers, I am a bit of a dunce sometimes.

I heard there's a large collection of British Army 2.5 Tonne trucks parked in a big circle in Norway. The slang term for a 2.5 tonne UK army truck, is Artic.

It's quite legitimate, that, that's what Jacparov was going to see.

Quote: David Chapman @ May 4 2008, 9:34 PM BST

Arctic (c) Aaron

Ah, I see.

Quote: jacparov @ May 4 2008, 9:31 PM BST

Not rape no, I'm English don't forget, and a tad middle class; that would be a bit energetic and embarrassing. No, i'm going to pillage.

Laughing out loud

Yeah! What Sooty said.

Yeah, it is expensive but I'm sure they'll have a Lidl somewhere, cheap Skol anyone?

Quote: Griff @ May 4 2008, 9:49 PM BST

Norway is full of ... stunning women

Got proof?

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