British Comedy Guide

Which animal is the biggest arse hole? Page 3

I like pigeons. They shit on people in suits.

But they're too up themselves. Coming in, trying to integrate themselves into our picnics.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 3 2008, 8:17 PM BST

But they're too up themselves. Coming in, trying to integrate themselves into our picnics.

LOOL.

They did it the other day! Just sit there nodding like we know them. The cheek!

Pigeon's do kind of stare you out, and then shit on you. They're just mean, and unlikeable.

Mind you sea gulls are worse, they're noisy, and they kill people. For fun.

Apparently they have very tasty eggs, there was a recent campaign to get us all eating more sea gull eggs.

Obscure DS9 joke.

Don't Sea Gulls run the Cardasian oceanic navy?

I swear Cardasians are just mutated sea gulls...

Apparently Ravens have been ganging up on sheep and eating them alive. They can not be hunted, as they are protected by law.

Bastards.

Quote: Charley @ May 3 2008, 8:15 PM BST

I like pigeons. They shit on people in suits.

Yes - I have been the target.

Quote: sootyj @ May 4 2008, 8:58 PM BST

Apparently Ravens have been ganging up on sheep and eating them alive. They can not be hunted, as they are protected by law.

Bastards.

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Whose that?

I once saw two magpies, attacking a cat. They got it into a corner, and kept jumping at it, pecking it.

That's a pretty shit cat.

Quote: Aaron @ May 4 2008, 9:12 PM BST
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Quote: sootyj @ May 4 2008, 9:14 PM BST

Whose that?

Whose what is that?

It's Jan Ravens actually.

Quote: sootyj @ May 4 2008, 9:17 PM BST

That's a pretty shit cat.

I got the impression the cat had really angered them. Maybe it had killed one of their chicks.

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