2 silent skits about the Dr.

15 THE DOCTOR RETURNS TO HIS TARDIS. IT IS COVERED IN GRAFFITI, THERE IS A PUDDLE OF WHAT LOOKS LIKE WEE NEXT TO IT, AND EMPTY STELLA CANS.

HE LOOKS ACROSS THE STREET, THERE ARE A BUNCH OF DALEKS IN HOODIES.

HE SHAKES HIS FIST AND NIPS INSIDE JSUT AS A HAIL OF CANS FOLLOW HIM.

16 THE DOCTOR IS SITTING IN A CLINIC LOOKING GLUM, THE OTHER PATIENTS, AND POSTERS ON THE WALL LEAD US TO BELIEVE THIS IS A GUM CLINIC. HE OCCAISONALY SCRATCHES HIMSELF WITH A PAINED LOOK

HE LOOKS UP THERE IS A DALEK OPPOSITE HIM. HE GLOWERS AT IT, AND POINTS (THE CLEAR INDICATION BEING YOU DID THIS TO ME).

Liked 15.

The trouble with 16 (and this has come up before) is that not everyone knows what a GUM clinic is (I'm pleased to say). At the very least make it a G.U.M. clinic, otherwise I'm left wondering what's wrong with the doctor's mouth. That said, it's the weakest Doctor Who runner so far.

Yeh the DR boinking Daleks, is either niche humour, or very worrying porn.

Thanks for feedback.

Seems we're listening to the same different drummers (very obscure Alan Moore joke).

Quote: sootyj @ May 4 2008, 2:16 PM BST

Seems we're listening to the same different drummers (very obscure Alan Moore joke).

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I've read most things Alan Moore has written and yet that quote is lost on me. Explain yourself at once.

I thought it was a typo and was supposed to be a glum clinic (as he was looking glum!) Lost on me!

Quote: David Bussell @ May 4 2008, 7:10 PM BST

I've read most things Alan Moore has written and yet that quote is lost on me. Explain yourself at once.

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Halo Jones, about one of the best things he wrote. There's a cult called the Different Drummers, they have an implant that allows them to listen to a continuos beat. So they all live in their mad world, listening to the mad music no one else can here.

Quote: M Lewis @ May 4 2008, 7:18 PM BST

I thought it was a typo and was supposed to be a glum clinic (as he was looking glum!) Lost on me!

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Genito Urinary Medicine, aka the clap clinic. Pardon my occasional short hand. I was looking at ways in which Daleks could get one over the Dr in mundane ways. In this case by shagging him, and giving him the clap.