1. SECRETARY: 'Bad news about the origami firm sir. They've folded.'
2.Pallbearers wanted for naturists funeral. Must have three arms.
3.Obesity kills - Plump for a short life.
4. Don't French kiss an evangelical, they'll speak in tongues.
5. Bloke comes home from work and catches his wife in bed with another man. The wife says 'you never gave me any attention.' The husband says 'do you know where the remote is?'
1 and 3 are great.
1 and 5 are ok, they all seem strangely familiar.
This kind of humour is so popular and universal, it's easy to plagarise accidentally.
Know this is going off subject, but you're naturist question is the first thing to make me laugh all day.
Worthy of Harry Hill.
Quote: Griff @ May 1 2008, 10:13 AM BSTI like #5.
The origami gag's been done, unfortunately, it's part of a well-worn routine about banking puns which has turned up all kind of places including The Treason Show, example here:
http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/lofiversion/index.php/t57645.html
Don't understand the naturist gag. Is it that the pallbearer needs two arms to carry the coffin and a third one to cover up his knob ? Why would he be covering up his knob at a naturist event ?
Fair point Griff. Cheers guys.
I though that 1+3 were good. If I had written no.2 I might have said:
Pallbearers wanted for naturalist's funeral. No uniform required.
I really like 5. Didn't see that punchline coming, whereas with some of the others you clearly could.
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Cheers Reece you f**kwit.
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