It wasn't even funny! I learnt some good jokes in Spanish today though!
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When doing a Spanish test Scats, have you ever been tempted to write:
Whats with all the questions? I didn't expect the spanish inquisition!(sp?)
Or indeed: I am a fish.
What's good about Spanish chocolate? Bueno of course! I'll get my coat.
Quote: jacparov @ May 1 2008, 7:13 PM BSTWhen doing a Spanish test Scats, have you ever been tempted to write:
Whats with all the questions? I didn't expect the spanish inquisition!(sp?)
Haha! Well apparently someone got an A on a psychology exam when the question was "What is courage?" and they wrote "This is."
Plus, what did the Spanish fireman call his children? Hose-A and Hose-B! (Say it out loud!)
IT IS SHIT AND U ALL KNOW WHAT WEBSITE IS BETTER THAT IS RIGHT CHORTLE http://forums.chortle.co.uk/
Cool, I heard about a guy at uni who was doing his physics thesis and claimed that hell had frozen over, after a load of physics jargon and math it came down to the fact that a girl in his year had said she would sleep with him when hell freezes over and as he had been with her the week before it constituted as proof! He got good marks.
This is why I love examiners.
Haha! Have you heard about invigilator games?
No! Wassat?
No? Sounds spooky.
Apparently all the invigilators play games to pass the time. Like if someone puts their hand up for help, a couple of them will try to beat each other to the person. Or they'll think of categories like "Would have the ugliest children" and stand by two people who they think would fit into that category!
Oh no!
That's hilarious though.
Since I heard about it I get really self concious when they stop by me!
And on tax payers money!
Well they do just stand around on tax payers money to invigilate anyway!