Everything Moscow.
Super Sale at Manchester United shop
Full Marx to that one.
At those prices, what a Stalin!
I bet the Vladi(vo)stocks are low already!
I'm wondering whether to Putin an offer
Guys, don't you think these jokes are a bit Volga?
Lets see the Red Army stuffed in Russia then.
Hahahahaha!!! That Risse own-goal in the last match must've been sweeeeeet for you Chelsea fans, after that contentious goal they were given, in the Semi-final, back in 2005.
Well at least the final will be between the best team in the best league in Europe (Chelsea) and the second best.
Perhaps Chelsea fans will give their full backing to Grant now, even the Special One didn't bring Chelsea to a European Cup Final.
Well we only had to beat a second rate team to get there.
I dislike Chelsea and Manchester United but I can't help but admire the latter's style of play. I have a grudging respect for them.
However, because of my smart arsed brother-in-law being a United fan I will be cheering Chelsea with all my might. I couldn't take the gloating. I also don't like the idea of United having three European Cups - too close to Liverpool's five for my liking.
It would be a travesty if United ended up with nothing but it would still be very funny. Methinks I won't be laughing.
Oh, and United and Chelsea fans may want to try and improve on their COMBINED total of 5 European trophies to Liverpool's 8 (11 finals) before claiming to be kings of Europe.
Even if you had the help of Arsenal you can only muster 7 wins from 10 finals. 
How many times have United won the league, since Ferguson has been in charge? Liverpool fans must be gutted that they haven't won a title since Souness f**ked everything up for them, back when he was manager. He'll always be a legend in my eyes, for doing that.
I love these pointless arguments. 
Who has won the most league titles: Liverpool (18)
Who has won the most European cups: Liverpool (5)
Who has won the most UEFA cups: Liverpool (3)
Who has won the most league cups: Liverpool (7)
Who has won the most FA Cups: Man Utd (10)
Who has won the most European cup winners cups: Man Utd (1)
You may have the better team at the moment but Liverpool have won more over a longer period. History says we're the best.
Actually, I'm not a United fan.