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Who will make a decent mayor? Page 11

Canvassing the over 80's. A sure thing.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 30 2008, 8:00 PM BST

Or his PA, of course. Oh! I should be your PA!

I didnt know we were hiring again but Ok you got the job. PA is the dude that gets doughnuts and shit right?

Quote: David Chapman @ April 30 2008, 11:18 PM BST

Well Boris sent me a personal email. I'll vote for him then.

Did he put kisses at the bottom?

Boris
xxx

Quote: zooo @ May 1 2008, 12:02 AM BST

Did he put kisses at the bottom?

Boris
xxx

He'd only get Dave's vote if he put kisses on his bottom

Actually I think I got one from another party yesterday.

Who sold them my email address?

Aaron, save us a bit of time tomorrow... if you promise not to vote for Boris, I'll promise not to vote for Ken. Ok?

Hmm. Not sure I can bank on that promise...

Someone should vote twice for Boris!
To make up for my not being allowed to.

I will

It's going to be bloody close, whichever one of them wins it.

Quote: Aaron @ May 1 2008, 12:12 AM BST

Hmm. Not sure I can bank on that promise...

Damn. Transparent, was it? :$

(So much so, I don't think that either will be able to claim much of a "The people of London elected ME!" with integrity.)

I really think that they should have proportional representation - because I don't really want to vote for Boris but I can't stand the thought of Chairman Ken carrying on.

Quote: David Chapman @ May 1 2008, 12:18 AM BST

I really think that they should have proportional representation - because I don't really want to vote for Boris but I can't stand the thought of Chairman Ken carrying on.

I don't think that PR would really work in electing a single, isolated post, would it? :-/

Seriously though, London-folk, don't forget to at least consider voting tomorrow, even if it's for the wrong person.

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