Quote: Gavin @ April 30 2008, 12:44 AM BSTI fancied my old boyfriends mate. Very hot.
You know it's true! 
What's your dirty secret? Page 3
I've got one!
I actually cried last night, when I thought about David Tennant leaving Dr Who.
I have finally lost my tiny mind.
My friend laughed at me. I can't really blame her.
When I was about 19 I drunkenly got off with a 40 year old woman at a nightclub. We went back to her place and "as a special treat" she stripped off then did a poo on her coffee table. I made my excuses and left.
You probably don't believe that story, and you're well within your rights not to. I sometimes choose to believe it never happened too.
But it did. 
Perry, your life is insane.
Quote: zooo @ April 30 2008, 6:56 PM BSTPerry, your life is insane.
Haha!
Not really - come on, that was like 15 years ago! My life's been boring since then.
Mind you, there was that incident with Shane Richie - no, that story's for another day.
Did he poo on a table too?
He looks the type.
This is great folks, I feel like we're connecting, in an intirely non sexual way.
I'll give you another, I - I strapping northern chap, like romantic films, Enchanted is awesome.
....why the hell am I telling you all this!
Quote: Perry Nium @ April 30 2008, 6:56 PM BSTWhen I was about 19 I drunkenly got off with a 40 year old woman at a nightclub. We went back to her place and "as a special treat" she stripped off then did a poo on her coffee table. I made my excuses and left.
You probably don't believe that story, and you're well within your rights not to. I sometimes choose to believe it never happened too.
But it did.
Well, Perry. At least you saw her naked first. Now, imagine if she had have shat herself fully clothed. That's totally disgusting.
Quote: Perry Nium @ April 30 2008, 6:56 PM BSTWhen I was about 19 I drunkenly got off with a 40 year old woman at a nightclub. We went back to her place and "as a special treat" she stripped off then did a poo on her coffee table. I made my excuses and left.
You probably don't believe that story, and you're well within your rights not to. I sometimes choose to believe it never happened too.
But it did.
Worse think for me was I came home one night my missus was a sleep and someone had shat on our coffee table...I couldnt believe it, I thought I am not cleaning that up.
Jost kidding
Quote: Perry Nium @ April 30 2008, 6:59 PM BSTHaha!
Not really - come on, that was like 15 years ago! My life's been boring since then.
Mind you, there was that incident with Shane Richie - no, that story's for another day.
So that makes her about 55 now? Makes yer think don't it....you necraphilliac you! 
Quote: zooo @ April 30 2008, 7:05 PM BSTDid he poo on a table too?
He looks the type.
You and your way with words!
Quote: zooo @ April 30 2008, 7:05 PM BSTDid he poo on a table too?
He looks the type.
Was that to create an impromptu dip for nibbly snacks at a dinner party? Ingenius!
Quote: zooo @ April 30 2008, 6:46 PM BSTI've got one!
I actually cried last night, when I thought about David Tennant leaving Dr Who.
I have finally lost my tiny mind.
My friend laughed at me. I can't really blame her.
And yet again, I'm not sure whether that's sad, or adorable?
I killed Mufasa.
Quote: Aaron @ April 30 2008, 8:37 PM BSTAnd yet again, I'm not sure whether that's sad, or adorable?
I would prefer the latter. But we all know it's the former. >_<