I have one dirty secret which I can't tell anyone...
What's your dirty secret? Page 2
Quote: EllieJP @ April 30 2008, 10:13 AM BSTI have one dirty secret which I can't tell anyone...
.....oh, that one.....yes we ALL know about that one already,......it's no secret, and yes you are dirty! Might as well come clean to the few that dont know. 
Quote: Gavin @ April 30 2008, 12:44 AM BSTI fancied my old mates girlfriend. Very hot.
I actually asked out my mates girlfriend literally an hour after he dumped her, and we went out for a few months.
But he was cool with it all, didn't seem that weird at the time... but now I write it down.
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ April 30 2008, 10:26 AM BST.....oh, that one.....yes we ALL know about that one already,......it's no secret, and yes you are dirty! Might as well come clean to the few that dont know.
It seriously is the most secret of secrets! Can't tell a soul...
Quote: EllieJP @ April 30 2008, 11:08 AM BSTIt seriously is the most secret or secrets! Can't tell a soul...
You're a Thai Ladyboy?
You have a 42 year old son trapped in the cellar?
You have Maddie?
You know who killed Lady Di?
Osama Bin Laden is hiding in your wardrobe?
You are responsible for the Credit Crunch?
You've licked Clive Anderson's head?
You are the keeper of the Holy Grail?
You are responsible for Richard Madeley?
There are more....
kjs
Getting close KJS, getting close.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 30 2008, 11:08 AM BSTIt seriously is the most secret of secrets! Can't tell a soul...
Oo oo, I bet I know!
Quote: EllieJP @ April 30 2008, 11:08 AM BSTIt seriously is the most secret of secrets! Can't tell a soul...
Is it do with 'that video' 
Quote: Aaron @ April 30 2008, 11:58 AM BSTOo oo, I bet I know!
I don't think you even know.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ April 30 2008, 12:07 PM BSTIs it do with 'that video'
What where me and you put on mime make up and did mime actions in a field... nope not that one.
What? Dirtier than mime?
Crivens, it's like swimming through a sewer.
Eek! The big boss of my company has just walked in. Like Montgomery Burns, only a woman.
This isn't a dark secret as such but an admittance that I was (and still am) a bit of a cheapskate.
I once bought a girlfriend a box of Thornton's chocs for Christmas and it was packaged in such a way as having two trays, side-by-side. They both sat in a cardboard box and had a clear plastic lid.
This box sat taunting me for about a week until one evening I decided to open it and eat the contents of one of the trays. I then set to dismantling the box and reassembling so that it contained just the one tray.
This was pretty easy for me being a designer and needing craft materials etc in my day job. The problem was the lid but even that I got round to some extent. I trimmed the excess off each side and rested it on top and using he original tape stuck it down.
This act of stinginess was probably the final straw after I got her parents a nice bottle of wine in a presentation box. This was fine but as it was a gift from a print supplier that (unknown to me) included a compliments slip inside, I was always onto a loser.
I wasn't with my girlfriend on Christmas day but I bet she knew about the chocs - we split up 3 weeks later.
That's a sad story, but highly amusing.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 30 2008, 1:56 PM BSTThat's a sad story, but highly amusing.
I only found out about the compliments slip when another member of the design team opened their box on Christmas Eve. By this point I'd already delivered the presents to her house so it was too late.
The horror on my face at the time must've been a picture. 
Quote: Perry Nium @ April 30 2008, 12:38 AM BSTI was once arrested and imprisoned for 6 hours for fraudulently using the previous tenant's catalogue account to order a personalised teddy bear for my then-girlfriend's birthday present.
Embarrassing? You have no idea. The sniggering coppers who arrested me showed me the "evidence", a print-out of the order form, which showed the wording I'd ordered on the teddy's jumper.
Those words still haunt me to this very day. "Wuv you cherubim".
Sweet Jeebus the shame.
Crime doesn't pay, kids.
That would have to be ranked in the worst ways to be arrested!
Mine? I sometimes get teary eyed listening to the Garth Brooks song "Standing Outside the Fire" I blame that stupid music video that accompanied the song where the retarded kids falls on his face running to the finish line of a race. Poor little guy...RUN RUN little retard ed kid! None of my friends know that, or the fact that I have several Garth Brooks songs on my iTunes...or even worse...I KNOW ALL THE LYRICS! *sob sob sob*
If my friends knew it would ruin my reputation as a punk rock/ alternative music snob. And I like being a music snob. 