Very nice Griff.
And leave my poor simple gas bill idea, it's only a simple little joke.
And that's Tragic
Debbie Magee leaves Paul Daniel's he hangs himself, actually not that tragic.
Blake Fielding Civil's 7
Amee Winehouse's hubby escapes from prison with 6 chums. To bring justice to the universe by hitting bar men with an iron bar, then lying about it, and finally crying like a big girl.
Quote: sootyj @ April 28 2008, 10:27 PM BSTAnd leave my poor simple gas bill idea, it's only a simple little joke.
I am sorry, 
but I am still reeling from £100 worth of bank charges 
- (and thats after I complained and they knocked some off) Extending your simple joke has helped me psychologically. 
Quote: sootyj @ April 28 2008, 10:27 PM BSTBlake Fielding Civil's 7
Amee Winehouse's hubby escapes from prison with 6 chums. To bring justice to the universe by hitting bar men with an iron bar, then lying about it, and finally crying like a big girl.
As an aside I would like to announce that Amy Winehouse’s step-father-in-law WAS my daughter’s headmaster. I even wrote a blog entry about it.
That's my kind of murder.
Michael Barrymoore sniffs a shit load of cocaine and then murders contestants. Probably by shoving bottles up their bums and drowning them.
Austrian Big Brother
A lot like Big Brother only it lasts 24 years, and features incest.
Austrian Hider in the House
A lot more serious than the CBEEBies version
Austrian I'm a celebrity get me out of here
Better known, as
"I'm the child of my paedophile rapist grand dad get me out of here."
Hmm what relationship is the mum to her children/siblings?
Quote: sootyj @ April 30 2008, 10:59 AM BSTHmm what relationship is the mum to her children/siblings?
I'd not actually thought of it from that angle before! Disturbing!
The somewhat-zany adventures of a extended family of stereotypes. They’re jokes revolve around drugs, sexual gratification and cruel violence, with a hilarious splattering of smack-talk and spontaneous ‘shaken that ass!’. Written by us, made for morons!
Strauss This House
Austrian version of the British classic.
Absolutely stabulous.
Adina and Eddie try out London's latest fashion. Stabbing total strangers!
Cock a Dodd'l do.
Ken Dodd, helps out people in need like Anika Rice used to. Except instead of a truck, full of helpers, and beach buggies. He has only one helper his cock. This week Dodd's Cock helps paint a school, and parents kill hi,.
Till Death Us Do Partings
Light hearted tale of a bigoted, sexist and racist hairdresser forced to take over as Grim Reaper whilst the latter is on holiday.
Lovely and complex
Bridge Ends
6 Trendy Welsh singles, hang out with each other, and only each other in a slightly creepy way. Then they all hang themselves, after eating that bloody monkey first.
Murder She Wrought
Lively comedy drama about a female ironsmith and her penchant for bashing her customers heads in with a metal bar.
'Metalrrific' Blacksmith's Weekly
Police, Camera, Acton!
Fly-on-the-wall documentary about a Police concert in west London.
Murder she goat.
A drama about a ewe that get's murdered. Writen by an author to lazy to look up the word for a female goat in the dictionary.