British Comedy Guide

What's your dirty secret?

What's your secret that you're ashamed of? Nothing too heavy of course, to kick you off and as an example, my secret is.......

and I really can't believe I'm sharing this......

I like the music of Cliff Richard... :$ ....and I'm not 80 Teary

I know...it's dirty Huh?

I love wired for sound, and Some People. The man's actually quite talented.

I also like The Carpenters, and The Osmonds, and think much of early Bernard Manning's stuff to be very funny.

I love wired for sound, and Some People. The man's actually quite talented.

I also like The Carpenters, and The Osmonds, and think much of early Bernard Manning's stuff to be very funny.

What do you like about BM?

ok no need to say it twice!

The Osmonds! ughh, you're sick dude.

The early Comedians stuff, the none racist stuff. The guy had awsome timing, and delivery, just really crap material.

I only really like Crazy Horses, and it's not sexual!

Ok......here it is. I'm gay. Well I might as well be. I watched every episode of Strictly Come Dancing and the mid-week programmes. Oh God I wish I was gay. At least I'd have an excuse.
Oh and my dirty little secret is I probably don't wash my car enough. Disgusting!

Ross was always confused.

Quote: sootyj @ April 29 2008, 11:40 PM BST

I only really like Crazy Horses, and it's not sexual!

John Otway does a great version of that.

Quote: sootyj @ April 29 2008, 11:27 PM BST

I love wired for sound, and Some People. The man's actually quite talented.

I also like The Carpenters, and The Osmonds, and think much of early Bernard Manning's stuff to be very funny.

I love Karen Carpenter's voice.

Goodbye to Love is the story of my life. (Aaaahh)

I can't think of anything I haven't already told everyone...

Thing is busy making notes.

There will be questions in tomorrow's big Quiz Finale on all of this!

Carpenters and the Osmonds for Jacparov and sooty, etc. current points table is about to be adjusted to encourage newcomers. Wave

My dirty secret - no, sorry, not here: It's probably not legal.

Does it involve otters?

I was once arrested and imprisoned for 6 hours for fraudulently using the previous tenant's catalogue account to order a personalised teddy bear for my then-girlfriend's birthday present.

Embarrassing? You have no idea. The sniggering coppers who arrested me showed me the "evidence", a print-out of the order form, which showed the wording I'd ordered on the teddy's jumper.

Those words still haunt me to this very day. "Wuv you cherubim".

Sweet Jeebus the shame.

Crime doesn't pay, kids.

That cannot be true.

It is too embarrassing.

I fancied my old mates girlfriend. Very hot.

Quote: Perry Nium @ April 30 2008, 12:38 AM BST

I was once arrested and imprisoned for 6 hours for fraudulently using the previous tenant's catalogue account to order a personalised teddy bear for my then-girlfriend's birthday present.

Embarrassing? You have no idea. The sniggering coppers who arrested me showed me the "evidence", a print-out of the order form, which showed the wording I'd ordered on the teddy's jumper.

Those words still haunt me to this very day. "Wuv you cherubim".

Sweet Jeebus the shame.

Crime doesn't pay, kids.

LOL. Worst. Luck. Ever.

Quote: Gavin @ April 30 2008, 12:44 AM BST

I fancied my old mates girlfriend. Very hot.

That's nothing to be ashamed of!

Quote: zooo @ April 30 2008, 12:34 AM BST

Does it involve otters?

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ April 30 2008, 12:22 AM BST

I can't think of anything I haven't already told everyone...

Erm... *thinks* Nope, I can't think of anything further you could go either.

Me, I'm not ashamed of anything, I don't think.

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