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Things that piss you off Page 131
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Quote: zooo @ April 29 2008, 2:59 PM BSTBut you can jizz in one!
Apparently.
>_<
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ April 29 2008, 3:00 PM BSTYes it is.
*buzzer noise*
That is the incorrect answer. Sorry Matt, but you've just lost (*audience goes 'awwwww'*) the game.
*host pulls a lever back and trapdoors open, sending Matt falling into a pit of fire*
Quote: zooo @ April 29 2008, 3:01 PM BSTNaked mud wrestle to decide the winner.
When and where? *cracks knuckles*
Ooooh! Can you both wear torn t-shirts can you? Can you? (Claps hands enthusiastically)
I once had a fight in jelly and then got covered in champagne... It was very sticky.
As your on-line husband I'd just like to tell the fellas it's £30 a wrestle no biting scratching or licking. Winner is the one who comes last.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 29 2008, 3:33 PM BSTI once had a fight in jelly and then got covered in champagne... It was very sticky.
Ok Aaron, your gonna have to keep. I want to hear more about this jelly and champagne thing......any pics?
Ha - I was young, very hot and sexy... I needed to relieve some frustration... we thought it would be funny...me and the two hot brunette female twins... so we all just jumped in... was very messy, kept grabbing hold of each other, very slippery...
anyway...
Holly geez Ellie!
I'm just waiting for the guest count to hit a million and Chapman to collapse from heart failure.
Quote: roscoff @ April 29 2008, 3:35 PM BSTAs your on-line husband I'd just like to tell the fellas it's £30 a wrestle no biting scratching or licking. Winner is the one who comes last.
£30? Ellie, are you flattered or disgusted? Either way lets haggle! 
Roscoff likes to think he "owns" me, but actually my pimp David Chapman does.
Good story hey? I'll tell that to my grandkids! 
What you don't realise is that Ellie is the one with only half a head in her avatar. Good price me thinks.
Quote: roscoff @ April 29 2008, 3:48 PM BSTWhat you don't realise is that Ellie is the one with only half a head in her avatar. Good price me thinks.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 29 2008, 3:38 PM BSTHa - I was young, very hot and sexy... I needed to relieve some frustration... we thought it would be funny...me and the two hot brunette female twins... so we all just jumped in... was very messy, kept grabbing hold of each other, very slippery...
Jesus Christ...