I'm surprised that they have doorbells (or indeed doors) down in the mine-world which you inhabit.
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We do indeed. It's to ring for the next tram of coal. Always trying to avoid running over the two year-olds on the air doors of course.
I hate making tea and coffee for people!!!! I don't even drink it myself!!! Grrrrrrrrr
Why not do it reeeeally badly then? So they don't ask you again?
How can you make tea and coffee badly? It's not hard!
Put salt in it by accident.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 29 2008, 2:16 PM BSTHow can you make tea and coffee badly? It's not hard!
Use breast milk?
I don't think Ellie's got any handy.
Maybe Charley kept some back for emergencies?...
Quote: zooo @ April 29 2008, 2:22 PM BSTI don't think Ellie's got any handy.
Maybe Charley kept some back for emergencies?...
I might have some... if I squeeze very hard.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 29 2008, 2:25 PM BSTI might have some... if I squeeze very hard.
Ha, that would probably still work. Wait till they ask you, and then as you are walking out the room (juggling your breasts) say, I think we might be short of milk.....oh, I dont know maybe one more squeeze...
Quote: EllieJP @ April 29 2008, 2:16 PM BSTHow can you make tea and coffee badly? It's not hard!
Well I wouldn't have a clue where to start, so just do what I do.
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ April 29 2008, 2:29 PM BSTHa, that would probably still work. Wait till they ask you, and then as you are walking out the room (juggling your breasts) say, I think we might be short of milk.....oh, I dont know maybe one more squeeze...
Or she could just pretend she's got a cock and jizzed into the mug.
Or take the Baldrick route, of course.
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ April 29 2008, 2:29 PM BSTHa, that would probably still work. Wait till they ask you, and then as you are walking out the room (juggling your breasts) say, I think we might be short of milk.....oh, I dont know maybe one more squeeze...
MIIIIILK BAAATH! Everyone find a cow to hover under.
Quote: Aaron @ April 29 2008, 2:39 PM BSTWell I wouldn't have a clue where to start, so just do what I do.
Or she could just pretend she's got a cock and jizzed into the mug.
Or take the Baldrick route, of course.
I think we've just found out how Aaron gets out of making the tea! Follow that example Ellie.
