Me too...I am now afraid of catching shrunken nut disease....can I get it from a public toilet seat?
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Probably. That's why you should always crouch.
Yes, that's my top tip of the day. Hover over the shitter.
It all got resolved, don't worry. The bad bollock Consultant had the answer.
It thought it was a Smartie?
No, it turned out to not be a rugby injury atall (n0 surprise since I hadn't played). It was some simple infection and he offered me some antibiotics.
My immediate concern was the pain so I asked if the antibiotics would help that.
"No, not immediately" he said "but it will take down the swelling" ?????? Eh?
My best friend had her second snakebite pierced, but the back of her lip closed over the bar and she had to have her lip cut open today to take it out! Not even an anaesthetic. 
I'm assuming that a snakebite is something around the mouth?
Oh its a lip piercing on the bottom lip.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 28 2008, 6:10 PM BSTOh its a lip piercing on the bottom lip.
I had one of those. I used to wear a long pointed lip ring like a spike. Men used to scream when they tried to kiss me. I loved the sound.
She wears a ring in hers. A guy hung out of a window of a van as it drove past us, and shouted "Been fishing!?"
I could never have a piercing. Ever since I saw the movie Airheads (with Brendan Fraser, Steve Buscemi and Adam Sandler) when Chris Farley's character rips out some dudes nipple ring.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 28 2008, 6:33 PM BSTShe wears a ring in hers. A guy hung out of a window of a van as it drove past us, and shouted "Been fishing!?"
Genius! 
And like Curt, I would never have a piercing. Or a tattoo. Or anything else of that nature. How horrible.
I've got my ears pierced, in the normal place.
Earrings are fun!
I don't want anything else done.
People who have face tattoos scare me lots.
Luckily there aren't many people that mental around.
Quote: Aaron @ April 28 2008, 8:46 PM BSTGenius!
And like Curt, I would never have a piercing. Or a tattoo. Or anything else of that nature. How horrible.
My hubby had his eyebrow done when he was a nipper (19) afterward he went to catch a bus home, and his eyebrow was bleeding. He saw this old couple and asked them for the time - they ran away and he chased after them 'no really, have you got the time!' LOL
The only tattoo I'd have is the barcode from my tesco clubcard.
But on your bum.