Holby Stew
Gordon Ramsay is called in to overhaul all the canteens in the Holby franchise. Most of the staff end up in Casualty with hearing problems and a camera operator is in intensive care after our Gord objects to him precariously leaving a rogue roller skate behind some swinging doors and cutting to it every second scene. Epic.
Dan
Oh very nice I doff my cap.
That's all Volks
Hitler's little known early performance as Adolf the Ant Eater. A cartoon unlikely to be seen on CBBC.
Quote: sootyj @ April 25 2008, 10:55 AM BSTThomas the Frank Engine
Thomas was a special engine, not only could he talk, but he had the voice of unfunny racist comedian Jim Nick Nick Davidson.
Never got the 'Nick Nick' thing. Wassitallabou'?
Quote: sootyj @ April 25 2008, 9:47 AM BSTThe Beeny
Property program from the 70s, where Sarah Beeny roughs up, and fits up unenthusiastic property buyer. It's got a big garden you slag!
Like it! 
Thomas the Crank Engine
Thomas fails to score some meth, and goes off the rails.
CSI Midsommer
Forensics show in village with world's highest murder rate.
Hehe -- quality! Observational stuff now, Sooty!
Seriously, you should do that as a sketch for Tilt -- pretty much guaranteed to get on, either as a link or a more in-depth sketch.
(Tell me if you're not going to, cos I will quite happily pilfer that idea for a credit 
)
Dan
Why thank you sir, which ones did you like, will probably enter them.
Though as writing I'm a bit of a Karen Mathews
I drop the little buggers off willy nilly
Miami Nice
Crocket and Tubbs as community police officers. This week Crockett catches Pablo Escobar scrumping apples.
Wallace and Vomit
Madcap inventor and John Prescott gorge themselves on Wensleydale before purging in toilets.
Tales of the expected.
Extremely predictable drama. This week a man gets his gas bill. He pays it.
Kenko
Plucky middle class women forced to drink lots of nasty instant coffee by perfidious Orientals.
Quote: sootyj @ April 25 2008, 8:39 PM BSTTales of the expected.
Extremely predictable drama. This week a man gets his gas bill. He is shocked at the exorbitant sum, but eventually pays it.
Quote: sootyj @ April 25 2008, 7:11 PM BSTWhy thank you sir, which ones did you like
CSI: Midsommer as a 'Next on five...' link would work *very* well.
Sorry, should have been clearer.
Dan
Armchair Thriller
Murder, mayhem and soft furnishings. Stars Michael Jackson as a white leather chaise lounge.
The Sound of Muzak
Three nuns stuck in a lift for three hours. Well they have to pass the time somehow?
'Lip licking good' The Sun.
The sound of Jew sick
The Vonn Trapp children's nanny, was quite a surprise. She was a Jewish girl with musical bulimia, "Doh a Bleeurrggghh!"
Sex in the nitty
Sex and style tips from NYs most glamorous nit nurses.
Quote: sootyj @ April 25 2008, 8:39 PM BSTTales of the expected.
Extremely predictable drama. This week a man gets his gas bill. He is shocked at the exorbitant sum, but eventually pays it. The cheque bounces and he recieves a letter from the bank charging him for the bounced cheque and the fact he went overdrawn.
This week man gets bill for bank charges and gas bill reminder. He is shocked at the exorbitant sum, but eventually pays it.
Ben Hair
The Hilarious story of a gun toting actor hiding under a large wig.