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Amusing injuries Page 4
I've avoided this thread so far because I am so embarrassed.
I once woke up with a really badly shrunken bollock! 
The Doctor thought it might be a rugby injury but that was odd since I hadn't played since school 
Is it sorted now? I can help...
Quote: EllieJP @ April 28 2008, 4:58 PM BST
Is it sorted now? I can help...
It got sorted after the Doctor sent me straight to hospital (what a journey that was - trying to get me bus pass out in agony!).
Very kindly, everyone at the hospital had a look and gave an opinion: Houseman, Registrar, bad bollock Consultant and 33 medical students who were told to kill time after finishing an exam early! Their explanation was that they had been sent to A&E and looked on the blackboard for the most interesting cases - Some bright spark had said "Ooooh look, let's go and see this bloke's dodgy balls".
Seems like a good explanation to me.*shrugs* I'm kidding! Promise!
I consider myself soooooooo lucky.
I have never had a broken bone nor a broken heart. (Hard faced bitch).
What a looky coo I be.
I broke my nose when I was about 3. We had just moved to the new house, and I didn't know there's a step as you go in. I tripped up the rug on it and whacked my nose on the edge of the step.
I hadn't broken a bone till December 07 - broke my ankle playing rugby, then moaned about it on here for 6 weeks! 
I always break my finger nails. Does that count.
Granted I chew the fookers but they still be all broken up?
PS
I have broken other peeps noses & teeth. Does that count?
Hey! Can we not jest here please!
It was bloody agony! 3 doctors, 33 medical students, two nurses, two from security? a bloke who happened to be there fixing the lights and a bloody TV crew from 'Nightwatch' - "Don't worry, we'll conceal your identity". Yeah right: They didn't obscure my face but just what they described as my "little bits" so as not to embarrass me? I felt like a f**kin' ping pong table!
Sorry Didn't mean it to be mean! I'm sure it was awful, and a TV crew! 
A Shrunken ball? And it was only one that shrunk and the other was fine? That's messed Thing! Is that icon of yours a reenactment of you waking up in the morning and finding that one nut was smaller than the other?
Quote: thing @ April 28 2008, 5:27 PM BSTHey! Can we not jest here please!
It was bloody agony! 3 doctors, 33 medical students, two nurses, two from security? a bloke who happened to be there fixing the lights and a bloody TV crew from 'Nightwatch' - "Don't worry, we'll conceal your identity". Yeah right: They didn't obscure my face but just what they described as my "little bits" so as not to embarrass me? I felt like a f**kin' ping pong table!
I want that on You Tube.
Quote: Charley @ April 28 2008, 5:35 PM BST
I want that on You Tube.
Some, oh so clever wit, I think one of the medical students, commented that they were looking at, in technical terms, a walnut and a frozen pea.
I want to know the cause of the Great Shrunken Bollock Incident...?